sloppy sockends

When a fit of passion causes you to jerk off twice into the same sock.

The wife was at a girls night and I finally had the house to myself, so I went for a second wristie and got sloppy sockends.

by soimtheassholenow May 27, 2021

Sloppy Po

Person whose tennis scores are not a win for the team.

Hi James, I see that your sloppy po landed in my girlfriends hearth.

by Sick-Puppy June 2, 2021

sloppy slop slop 3000

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Did you give her the sloppy slop slop 3000 last night? Yeah it was epic

by uehg June 8, 2021

Sloppy James

A sex act in which a particularly hairy man (usually named James) pours cooking oil on the floor of a truck stop mens room and proceeds to slide back and forth between two opposing glory holes offering up ass and mouth thus allowing him to service two men simultaneously. A more experienced worker can sometimes execute a move called the "Royal Rotation" where they spin 180 degrees between slides so each man gets a shot at both holes.

I walked into the Stuckeys on I40 and saw a line of truckers waiting for a "Sloppy James".

by SlyBoots1414 July 31, 2021

Sloppy Doughie

Bread made from the ovaries of women.

yummy yummy sloppy doughie!

by blacksfprtmtena;; August 6, 2021

Sloppings

Short for "Sloppy toppings"

Guy 1: Dude, I'm sick of these sloppings falling off my burger.
Guy 2: Did you just say sloppings?
Guy 1: Yeah, I saw it on Urban Dictionary. It is short for sloppy toppings.

by ImHypnotix October 6, 2021

Sloppy Pasta

When a man gets done banging his girl on her period and she sucks him off afterwards.

"Aye man. I was with this bitch last night and she gave me some sloppy pasta"

by Cmp12 October 15, 2021