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First date left cheek sneak

When you're on a first date and trying to present your best self, but the pizza you just ate isn't sitting well with you and you need to let out the beast within. So you subtly lean to the right and silently let out your discomfort, only to immediately sit on it to avoid detection.
"Dude, my date with Tracy didn't go so well last night. She just got up mid-meal and left."

"She must've detected your first date left cheek sneak, huh??"
by stinky-poop-fart August 5, 2022
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To pull a sneaky one

When hanging out with friends and trying to smoke a joint without everyone noticing, so only a chosen few get da kush.
by Gatschknoedel July 9, 2022
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Popping a sneaky one

Busting a cheeky and sneaky nut.

This will be cumming discretely without anyone knowing, therefore beating sneaky
"hi my name is redacted and I popped a sneaky one in every living thing"

"I love popping a sneaky one"
by C4rELess October 5, 2022
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Sneaky sausage

your friend has just bought a big bag of sausages (16 or 18 pack) and you start to get hungry and you look around but you have you eyes fixed on the sausages and you think to you self one couldnt hurt and you have a sneaky sausage.
Friend: these are for the BBQ dont eat them
rory: sure no prob man im cool like that
Friend: ok i trust you

'friend goes out'

rory: hmmmm im hungry im cool like that, what is there?!? oh my sausages mybe i will just have one sneaky sausage. this leads onto a crafty wank.
by Craftywanker123321 May 29, 2009
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Sneaky Snake

When you're talking to a girl at the bar and your friend comes up to hit on her. To be properly executed, the friend must not understand that he could talk to any other girl in the place, or how shady it is that he only waits for you to break the ice for him without asking.
"Tim didn't give me a heads up that he wanted to talk to this girl, so I assumed if I talked to her I wouldn't get interrupted by him. At the very least he could just ask me to break the ice if he's shy, instead of pulling the sneaky snake."
by Poop Chair April 2, 2014
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sneakers

shoes worn by females, sports type
gemma had worn her sneakers all day without socks, she took off her sneakers and her toes smelled amazing, i just wanted to eat her sweet cute little toes
by gemma's foot slave April 19, 2005
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Sneaky ninja

When a guy has another guy insert into his girl making her think that it is him, while he quietly slips out the door to wave at her thought the window outside
She was so confused after i pulled the sneaky ninja on her last night
by Joe Randall June 11, 2008
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