sapsford

Sapsford is a secretion that is left after the occurrence of intercourse of the three legged snazelpuss spotted frog, generally located in Essex.

Green in colour, toxic to the touch also numbered to be the 4th worst smell in the world and has the texture of mushy pees. However when released by the gay snazelpuss frog it is stated to have a rather pleasant odour of sap from a tree, hence the origin of its name, Sapsford.

by Lavanta tamsin July 24, 2006

Bra Snap

A generally painful experience that guys seem to think makes them intelligent...

Cass: I hate having my bra snapped!!! >.<

Random guy: *snaps bra*

by Casz October 10, 2009

snap

Australian slang for the need to go to the toilet.

Fuck, I've got to go and snap one off!

by Dusty1 May 18, 2004

ginger snap

while having sex, one flicks either the clitoris or the head of the penis.

Dude, I was fucking this chick and i ginger snapped her twat.

by Christoph X September 2, 2006

Pokemon Snap

A game where someone is naked on a webcam but covering vital parts. Every so often, they uncover their genitals and the other person has to take a screenshot of them.

A:Wanna play Pokemon Snap?
B:YES.
A:*Flashes dick*

by andyrb10 February 22, 2010

snap a brown eye

literally: to defecate

After I got home from work, I rubbed one out, twenty minutes later I proceeded to snap a brown eye.

by Dirty Sanchez July 5, 2003

saps

To mess up your chances of hooking up with someone by acting foolish at the last second.

"I had her in my bed but then I told her I just wanted a physical relationship and she took off." "Wow, you sure saps that one up."

by jason July 11, 2003