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shortsified

When you upload a YouTube video that is under one minute and not in the 16:9 aspect ratio turns into a YouTube short but you did not want to make it a short and the video is lower quality due to the size of the YouTube shorts UI
Dammit! My new YouTube video got shortsified!
by bubblegumguy342 December 7, 2024
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Shortstack

A noun, meaning someone (usually a woman) who is both short and stacked (voluptuous)
Damn, dude, did you see that shortstack?
by VeeTheBean February 4, 2025
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shortsable

Warm enough to wear shorts.
How’s the weather today? It’s 80 degrees and shortsable.
by Bvpike May 5, 2025
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Sports Weeb

A person who is obsessively devoted to sports in the same way anime fans (weebs) are devoted to Japanese culture. This includes memorizing stats, obsessing over team rosters, passionately debating players, and treating sports events like sacred rituals. Often exhibits behaviors strikingly similar to stereotypical anime fans—just with fantasy leagues and highlight reels instead of waifus and fan subs.

Origin:
A spin-off of the term weeb (short for weeaboo), which originally referred to non-Japanese fans obsessed with Japanese culture. Sports weeb broadens the idea to include similar levels of obsessive fandom applied to sports.
"He knows every stat for every quarterback since 1998. Total sports weeb."

"Fantasy football is just D&D for sports weebs."
by KEKW666 May 13, 2025
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Shorts Chimera

Someone who listens to multiple youtube shorts at max volume. Usually someone with ADD or ADHD watching a reel of shorts none stop. They also tend to zone out hard into their phone burning food, forgetting people are around them, and will never be able to hear you if you attempt to engage. If they are walking they will stop each step going up stairs or walk a few inches before zoning out like a zombie.
"The shorts chimera is approaching I can hear it walking closer inch by inch"

"The shorts chimera wont hear you. Hopefully you can tell them they are walking into oncoming traffic"
by Just Haru November 2, 2025
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Extreme Sports Club

A club for sexist boys, not men, that think they are more extreme than everyone else. No girls are allowed because the boys are afraid of being pwned.
David is a n00b, so he joined the Extreme Sports Club.
by Hmmamamamama October 17, 2008
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Sparkly Shorts

A nickname used for insulting people. Known in the hood as a *******. You could also call them a **** or ************
Julia a.k.a. sparkly shorts, favorite pokemon is pollywhirl.
by Andre yo momma September 3, 2009
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