T-shirt volunteer

T-shirt Volunteer Firefighter (noun, slang):
A self-proclaimed member of a volunteer fire department who is more interested in wearing the department T-shirt for attention and status than actually responding to calls or participating in training. Typically seen at public events, social gatherings, or on social media—rarely at the firehouse when there's work to be done. Prioritizes the look over the labor.

We had ten on the roster, but only three showed up for the fire—the rest are just T-shirt volunteers.

by Ffha4ags May 19, 2025

Boomer shirt

A short sleeve, buttoned shirt with a collar. Available in solid colors or pastel plaid. Pocket protectors sold separately.

"Our teacher, Mr Fagstik buys his boomer shirts at the Walmart."

by grimly fiendish June 4, 2025

Toxic t-shirts from primary school

Oversized t-shirts that people who eat lay's chips tend to wear.

-Hey, are you wearing Toxic t-shirts from primary school.
-Yeah, suddenly i feel like stealing my mother's credit card and buying gems in clash royale.

by Dobi oli Free April 4, 2023

broke shirt

A shirt you probably shouldn’t wear because the smell (body odor) won’t come out no matter how many times you wash it.

Throw away your broke shirt.

by Liberty KinAide April 6, 2023

Shirting

When you shart and get a little bit on your tucked in shirt

Oh no, Dave is shirting!
Bro did you just shirt yourself?
Brian just shirted

by Shirting Pro May 8, 2023

Hugging Shirt

A shirt designed to hug individuals in distress. Often, associated with individuals crying and needing to be comforted.

I apologize you failed your test, if you cry I’ll wear my best hugging shirt.

by Masterful1 May 10, 2023

Shirt

(1) Clothing you wear on your torso, can be long-sleeve or short-sleeve.
(2) Replacement for the S word.

Holy shirt, that shirt is so cool!

by bruvvvvvvvv September 15, 2023