lockup season

when the weather gets colder and people grow and buy less weed.

I hope you not expecting that premium shit, it's lockup season.

by 420smoke September 12, 2018

Seasoning the Greens

Seasoning your weed by adding a pinch of coke

‘Put the coke inside the weed, them niggas seasoning the greens’ J.I.D

by TBtheILLMATIC March 27, 2021

Settling Season

More like Settling Season
Symptoms include: gaining weight, staying at home, checking your phone, making an effort to cook

Aaa shayze, i think i caught meself Settlitis. Will go to the gym and start using Tinder.
Well, dumbo, its Settling Season

by Krkič August 3, 2019

Stuffing season

When you go on a seasonally-induced bottoming rampage. Ferived from “cuffing season”.

I’m having major plug fever, it must be stuffing season

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

seasonal relationship

A relationship that is only during a month or so

girl 1: me and my seasonal relationship are getting together again

by Mrs.frizzle May 11, 2021

Season's Greason's

An winter event in which large yeti-like creatures are attacked by small sasquatch-like creatures. It makes beautiful scenery for a holiday photo.

Person 1: Season's Greason's!
Person 2: Really? Let me get my phone, I need to take a picture.
Person 1: Please send it to me when you're done, I need something to text my family this year.

by MetricButtTon January 19, 2024

nonog season

Nonog season.... The time when you can't buy eggnog anymore. HaHa Lyle it's almost nonog season!

He went to every grocery store trying to buy eggnog but alas there was none to be found nonog season is apon us.

by RettaLeigh December 19, 2022