santa plug

A colorful, jolly gingerbread flavored anal-plug

Oh no! its the second time I got my Santa plug lodged inside of my large intestine. Merry Christmas! And a happy new hole!

by Srotal Delight March 28, 2016

santalad

a Santalad originating at the University of Chester is a pint drink served at the Students Union close to Christmas with a high alcohol content of Cinnamon Whiskey, Cherry Sourz and Lemonade.

1. That Santalad really got me into the Christmas spirit.
2. Those drinks are lethal but nice.

by Bree5 April 3, 2016

Santa Stache

When you cum on someones upper lip. Sometimes around the holiday but by all means during Santa's off season.

- I gave that dude at the glory hole a mean Santa Stache the other day.
- Why would you tell me that.
-??

by Reynart April 24, 2016

saltacious

An extreme level of saltiness... Rather than saying salty, someone could say saltacious to imply a larger extent.

Are you still saltacious that I slid in your girl's DM's?

by Jdmkid62 September 10, 2016

Saltatronic

Saltatronic is when somone is so mega salty that they need to be defined as if they were a robot built for being salty

you suck so much go jump in a lake

"dude your so Saltatronic"

by Ethan R August 25, 2016

saltatronic

when someone is so salty, they have to be described as if they were a robot created for saltiness

did you see christina last night? she was Saltatronic!

by Ethan R August 16, 2016

Santa's Hairy Lay

When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.

Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."

by Dudgeridino August 9, 2016