Glizzy Surprise

A giant man gapes your anus while sliding a glizzy into your once tight hole.

Yo domanic did jaquarius give that glizzy Surprise last night?

Yeah man my ass is so lose it got stuck up there for a minute that shit was scary but damn it made a nice snack.

by Creamed.Glizzy October 17, 2020

sweet surprise

play RLcraft

My Friend:Do you want to have a sweet surprise?
Me: Yes, of course
My Friend: *laughs deeply*

by dashengxiao February 27, 2021

Saudi Surprise

A joke on having someone preferably alphabet people hung by a pole or building based on the fact that Saudi Arabia is a strict country where degenerate activity is punished by execution

Looks like you need a Saudi Surprise

Oh you're a alphabet person, time for a Saudi Surprise

by Who cares lmao January 16, 2021

Peasant Surprise

When your sugar daddy filed for bankruptcy.

Stat was so pissed when he got a peasant surprise! He thought it meant something else..

by snicklebeanspacetoast May 16, 2021

Spicy Surprise

While a woman is giving a blowjob to a man, they take some grinded takis, and start sucking the mans dick with said takis. The man would feel an incredible amount of pain and pleasure

bro my girl gave me a "Spicy Surprise" and my dick is all red now

by ImAManOfGod June 14, 2021

The surprise

Where u fart in a disabled persons food and wink at them with no context while u hand it to them

Bro I just left that guy the surprise
Dam he gonna taste the best ass in New York

by Therapist support November 19, 2021

Mayo Surprise

A sexual position where you cover your dick in mayonnaise and fuck a person in the ass with said mayonnaise covered dick

Guy: damn girl you so fine, I wanna stick my dick in mayonnaise and fuck you in the ass with it, call that a Mayo surprise

Girl: please never talk to me again

by Beyond sleepy September 10, 2021