stampede breakfast

When you shit on someone's chest, mash it into a flapjack and start flipping it over and over, shouting "yahoo" while bucking on top of them, and then making them eat the flapjack shit.

I gave Mark a Stampede Breakfast yesterday. He was thankful for the protein, but there was a lot of cleanup afterward.

by JimminyBrisket May 24, 2017

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stamping my rooster

a vigorous wank. hardcore masturbating.

I was stamping my rooster when my mum walked in

by tboner509 June 7, 2017

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Stamped

A word that is brother and sister to"facts" Or "No Cap". A philly term.

"Bro, Stamped that girl last night was funny!" . "My dad promised he would take us to the mall, He stamped it !"

by luhdope June 6, 2018

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Stampwanker

Stampwanker is the person collection stamps for BrewDog's Intergalactic Beer Visa. This activity is also known as stampwankering

The BrewDog bar was filled with stampwankers. Every single stampwanker got their visa stamped. There's a lot of stampwankering going on here.

by SuperBigB March 9, 2019

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Someone who has a small dick and is bad at sex. They make up for it by “stampering” — aka pounding a girl repeatedly without strategy, hoping she doesn’t notice how small it is, sort of like stamping a bunch of envelopes.

Did you hear Amy got stampered? She barely noticed but it went on for awhile.

by LTL October 15, 2021

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