snapper

An Irish term used to describe an infant or toddler.

That little snapper filled his nappie with so much shite it ran down his legs.

by navillus March 5, 2004

slippery

the only fun way to have sex

oil up your water bed (using baby oil) and you'll have the best sex you've ever had

by Alexius November 6, 2003

salmon slappers

The female genetalia - specifically the outer labia
See: Tuna Taco, Beef Curtains, Sticky Mittens, Spam Castanets, Fuzzy Lap Flounder

"Look at her salmon slappers, they are niiiice"

by dfaz September 12, 2008

slippery balloon

When you wake up following an evening of anal sex with a used condom in your ass. A.K.A. "the crying Johnny"

I went to scratch my balls and to my surprise I discovered a slippery balloon.

by Justin Sturges February 3, 2006

Slippery Slide

When a group of guys sit in a circle and masturbate until the floor is covered in semen. Then have a contest to see who can stand the longest without falling.

Last Saturday me and the boys pulled a slippery slide in Gina's room

by BushesBestBaked October 14, 2018

Whipper snapper

An old expression to describe young people that is now used to describe that ratchet bitch in the club who keeps whipping the people on the dance floor with her "real" human hair made from the testicle shavings of deformed horses and Hodor's pubic mane.

Man don't go over by the bathroom. This whipper Snapper damn near took my eye out.

What the fuck they weave that shit in with? Sos pads?

by GroceryClerk August 14, 2018

slippery wombat

a very hairy and wet vagina

We were kissing heavily then she took off her pants and revealed her slippery wombat.

by Luke L. June 19, 2006