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Gan Eng Seng Secondary School

very good on spending money on useless things, if u go to the GO can see very nice fish tank but go to the canteen can see student’s throwing chair and shit. very nice classroom but the toilets damn creepy. go alone always got one cubicle locked up, dont know why. students say its haunted.

discipline wise to win the special seat in detention just come to school 1-2 min late then stand outside at the school entrance do national anthem. not only that detention not enough for them, want u suffer, take away ur phone/ ezlink.

we dont even have our own school field, during pe always got some old uncle running on the pavement, doing excercise, very budget liao

school attire is the BIGGEST issue actually, who the hell decides to put some out of fashion design for pe, material also DAMN HOT no matter what. uniform, uncomfortable. thats it. both also slightly see through walaowey.

positive side is the canteen vendors, so kind so sweet. thats it.
Student 1: Eh walao why this chair even worse than hawker centre
Student 2: Welcome to Gan Eng Seng Secondary School
by founder of GESS August 20, 2021
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West Spring Secondary School

Dog shit school and egoistic kids residing there. Trash discipline master Mr suki just wanna find fault with everybody. Peepee poopoo everywhere in the boys toilet Fun fact: Zhenghua secondary is salty that we have a higher intake and better reputation than their cheap spin off KFC setting.
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When you date a girl, but you are ashamed to tell your friends about her because she is fat or ugly or something.
ME: "Hey, I really like you, will you date me?"
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HER: Secret Girlfriend?
ME: At least til you lose some weight."
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