French Roast

The act of masturbating while using a nice dark french roast coffee grounds as lubricant.

"John why does it reek of coffee near your computer?" "I just watched some porn and gave myself a nice french roast."

by Epik5 October 24, 2011

roast pork

Roast pork is slang for fire police

Bill "Dude slow down! Don't you see that crown vic behind you."

Geoff "Chill man its only roast pork."

by dudestoner2 February 7, 2008

roasty toasty

a word not invented and/or trademarked by callum. (also means warm weather or another word for croquets which are too hot)

1. these croquets are roasty toasty
2. wow it’s roast toasty outside
3. callum you did not create roasty toasty

by roasty toasty August 10, 2019

chinese rooftoops

used to describe the side-profile of a tit when it has inward slope to it, much like the roof of a chinese style building.

i was titty fucking this bitch with chinese rooftops last night!

by Hendo September 5, 2005

roast beef sandwhich

The name for a women/girl whos vagina resembles that of a fresh roast beef sandwich, down to every taste curve and turn

dude i was finger fuckin this chick n chedder cheese came outa her roast beef sandwhich

by hashinator May 24, 2006

Roostburger

While on a dirt bike, hold front brake and pull the throttle. This makes dirt shoot out from under your back tire.

That was a fat roostburger, bro!

by brotymus rex May 21, 2011

Screaming Rooster

When the man is about to "finish" the girl pulls out his penis and yanks on it really hard while she inserts a dildo into his behind.

My girl gave me the screaming rooster last night

by Whatyousaid April 25, 2017