A coin racist is somebody who prefers a coin than another.
EX:
"Hey (name), do you want this penny or quarter"
"I'll take the quarter"
"You coin racist.."
That was an example of a coin racist. Here is another example:
"Hey (name), do you ant this penny or quarter"
"I'll take the penny"
"You coin racist.."
These are both good examples of coin racists.
EX:
"Hey (name), do you want this penny or quarter"
"I'll take the quarter"
"You coin racist.."
That was an example of a coin racist. Here is another example:
"Hey (name), do you ant this penny or quarter"
"I'll take the penny"
"You coin racist.."
These are both good examples of coin racists.
by @primokk2 December 1, 2024
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A “banana racist” is that peculiar individual who looks at a perfectly ripe, sunny yellow banana and recoils as if it personally betrayed them. To them, the mere hint of brown spots signals moral decay — a lapse of discipline in the fruit world.
Their allegiance lies firmly with the greener side of the spectrum: firm‑fleshed, tart, bordering on vegetal. These people don’t eat bananas; they judge them.They believe a banana should crunch slightly — as if it isn’t sure whether it’s fruit or vegetable. Offer them a ripe one, and you’ll see disdain flicker in their eyes, the same look sommeliers reserve for boxed wine.
They claim they “just like the texture better,” but deep down, you suspect it’s ideological: an aversion to sweetness masquerading as sophistication.In the grand fruit hierarchy, banana racists are the ascetics — the ones who treat your ripe, sugary snack as moral weakness.
They whisper about firmness and freshness as though they’re debating fine art. The rest of us simply chew and move on.
A “banana racist” is that peculiar individual who looks at a perfectly ripe, sunny yellow banana and recoils as if it personally betrayed them. To them, the mere hint of brown spots signals moral decay — a lapse of discipline in the fruit world.
Their allegiance lies firmly with the greener side of the spectrum: firm‑fleshed, tart, bordering on vegetal. These people don’t eat bananas; they judge them.They believe a banana should crunch slightly — as if it isn’t sure whether it’s fruit or vegetable. Offer them a ripe one, and you’ll see disdain flicker in their eyes, the same look sommeliers reserve for boxed wine.
They claim they “just like the texture better,” but deep down, you suspect it’s ideological: an aversion to sweetness masquerading as sophistication.In the grand fruit hierarchy, banana racists are the ascetics — the ones who treat your ripe, sugary snack as moral weakness.
They whisper about firmness and freshness as though they’re debating fine art. The rest of us simply chew and move on.
“Don’t offer Emma that ripe banana — she’s a total banana racist and only eats the green ones.”
“You can tell a banana racist by how quickly they judge your fruit bowl.”
“He calls himself a fitness enthusiast, but really he’s just a banana racist in denial.”
“The office kitchen turned into a war zone once the banana racists demanded a separate shelf for unripe fruit.”
“Banana racists say they prefer ‘firm texture,’ but we all know it’s just an excuse to be contrarian at breakfast.”
“You can tell a banana racist by how quickly they judge your fruit bowl.”
“He calls himself a fitness enthusiast, but really he’s just a banana racist in denial.”
“The office kitchen turned into a war zone once the banana racists demanded a separate shelf for unripe fruit.”
“Banana racists say they prefer ‘firm texture,’ but we all know it’s just an excuse to be contrarian at breakfast.”
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A Person Eating plants and not Chicken because plants don't feel pain (Although plants feel pain: Scientifically Proven)
- is Defined as Food-Racist
- is Defined as Food-Racist
by Sohu June 4, 2025
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by Running Buffalo June 6, 2025
Get the Friendly racist mug.A wicked racist that is an idiot. A guy who sexually abuse, and rape men because of their ethnicity, and encourage that man’s ethnicity to sexually abuse, and rape men of his own ethnicity. Converting male sexual abuse victims into child molesters. Also, like to used prejudice towards certain ethnicities about what men of another ethnicity did to his own people of a different ethnicity, even though his own people did the same thing to people of another ethnicity, or more. Basically, a douchebag towards another ethnicity because of his people’s wickedness to that person’s ethnicity trying to make themselves look good, and innocent.
Wicked racist idiot: (rapes a man of a certain ethnicity, and raise men of another ethnicity to sexually abuse, and rape men of his ethnicity of his ethnicity, but only that ethnicity, but not all ethnicities. Even, if it was all ethnicities. He’s an idiot).
Robert: You wicked racist idiot! You need your penis cut off, and to be arrested.
Robert: You wicked racist idiot! You need your penis cut off, and to be arrested.
by LinkxPeach July 12, 2025
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Instagram Reels Enjoyer: "oh dayum this shit is so fucking funny"
Or, example 2:
A racist grampa: *sees a person who is black*
Black guy: *minding his damn business like an alpha*
A racist grampa: "I HATE NIGGERS"
And finally, example 3:
Racecar enthusiast 1: "this race is so exciting, I love being a racist!"
Racecar enthusiast 2: "me too my guy :D"
The black guy who just came to the race for the first time: "WHAT THE MUTHAFUCKA?"
Instagram Reels Enjoyer: "oh dayum this shit is so fucking funny"
Or, example 2:
A racist grampa: *sees a person who is black*
Black guy: *minding his damn business like an alpha*
A racist grampa: "I HATE NIGGERS"
And finally, example 3:
Racecar enthusiast 1: "this race is so exciting, I love being a racist!"
Racecar enthusiast 2: "me too my guy :D"
The black guy who just came to the race for the first time: "WHAT THE MUTHAFUCKA?"
by a random nigga with no purpose October 24, 2025
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I cannot believe how racist the people in Africa are, they named a river Niger. The river's name is not projounced the way you think it is bro, calm down. But it sounds racist?! racist, racism, mistake, discriminate, bigoted, prejudice
by joecoolthefool September 30, 2015
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