Reverse Corleone

Make someone an offer they can't accept

"The troika clearly did a reverse Corleone – they made Tsipras an offer he can’t accept", Paul Krugman - Nobel prize-winning US economist

by Perpetual Learner July 19, 2015

Reverse Sonic

The act of knowing what someone wants, and deliberately going out of your way to either not give it to them, or give them something completely different. In a way opposite of how Paramount went out of their way to fix Sonic’s design when the public asked them to in 2020’s “Sonic the Hedgehog” film.

Jerry: That movie sucked! Why did the director keep that horrible scene in? Everyone wanted him to take it out!
Tim: Damn. He pulled a Reverse Sonic on us

by CuckooForCocoaPuffs January 9, 2021

reverse murphy

Murphy's law states that everything that can go wrong will. A reverse Murphy is when things should have gone wrong, and yet didn't.

"The guy drinks a whole 24 case of beer, and gets in a laundry basket pulled behind a snowmobile on a lake."
" The idiot died right?"
" He pulled off a reverse Murphy!"

by The original Murphy October 24, 2017

Reversed Colossus

When your obese partner rides you in the reverse cowgirl position.

Y’all, I experienced the Reversed Colossus last night when my obese sister hopped on my pecker and took me for a ride.

by Critical_Fail March 4, 2021

fulton reversal

The act of sitting on a toilet backwards and then proceeding to poop down the front of said toilet, onto the floor.

That bartender was such a wanker, I should go do a fulton reversal on the only toilet they have here.

by Gaijin27 February 5, 2019

reverse goblin

When one is laying on a bed (table, bench...) on their back with their head hanging off the edge and takes a dick in their mouth upside down and gives an amazing throat job.

This chick last night laid down on the bed and gave me the best reverse goblin I have ever had... when I was done I gave her a pearl necklace for her efforts!

by Clamout May 4, 2018

Reverse-procrastinate

Keep putting off something fun an excessive number of times so that you can be happier in the future.

I reverse-procrastinated eating my ice-cream for so long that it got freezer burn.

by Definitively Cool October 8, 2023