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Real Housewives of Covid

Another incarnation of the Real Housewives media machine but focusing this time on the psychological suffering, extreme claustrophobia and lack of structure that colors everything everyone in the show attempts to do.
In the last episode of the Real Housewives of COVID, the handsome but agitated patriarch was absentmindedly tying a pretty substantial noose in the background while his daughter, bored shitless and on her rhinestone-studded phone, Zoomed her teen psychotherapy group to combat Covid-induced depression.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 11, 2020
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Real Nigga Mode

A "I swear to God" of sorts for a ghetto resident. A mode of real niggerdom that prevents one from lying.
Urban youth 1-"Hey I heard you fucked Shaunay in the ass"
Urban youth 2- " I did, and it was tight too. Real Nigga Mode."
by Douchebag024 November 22, 2011
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Real-Life Cameo

The annoying friend who calls or stops by (unannounced) and is off the phone or out the door in less than two minutes. Has a tendency to do this often and for no purpose.
-'What was that? I thought I heard the phone ring??'

-'You did, it was Greggo pulling the 'real-life cameo' again.'
by Stuvis September 29, 2009
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real horror show

Excellent, fantastic, good stuff

As used by Alex in "A Clockwork Orange" by Alex
the car was puring away real horror show
by Tom the man November 14, 2004
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the real ryan

1. Part-time drag queen.
2. gay fag/loser/fruit/bimbo/dipstick/fruit cake/fruit loop/w/e else u can think of
3. person who likes to lick his friends
4. MICRO
5. head of the "others"
6. part of the three fuckateers, as josh would say
7. cuacha
8. asked lexi out in gym class and got turned down haha what a loser
9. thinks he's hot
10. flaming whopper
11. devil's lover
12. person who likes to stare at his GUY friend's ass and like's his GUY friend's elbow in his crotch
1. why did u ask him out during LA omg ur such a ryan!
2. plz tell me thats a costume cuz u look like a ryan
3. STOP TOUCHING URSELF U RYAN
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real life thug

when you started at the literal bottom without the help of parents/birth parents/family friends/connections or anyone and made it to the top without the help of family/parents/birth parents/connections
saad's a real life thug
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i know g he aint a spoiled brat like the rest of us who's parents built him up
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i know what a g he did it himself
by Indian cartel roasted Spics February 15, 2022
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Your Real Name

Your Real Name is a dictionary entry designed to get people out of the online dilemma of being dared to name-reveal themselves online. If someone is asked what their name is, they can use this page to get out of a tight spot.
Person 1: Truth or Dare
Person 2: Dare
Person 1: What's your real name
Person 2: Your Real Name is a dictionary entry designed to get people out of the online dilemma of being dared to name-reveal themselves online. If someone is asked what their name is, they can use this page to get out of a tight spot.
Person 1: :c
by snozing October 29, 2020
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