River

River is a MALE whos is STRAIGHT. he is not GAY. SUPER STRAIGHT! yes he is well hung, yes he is educated, yes he does woman studies, yes he is a 'womaniser', yes he watches beastality, yes he is large. This is river we are talking about.
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Sexy Girl Lady: "Hey, did you see that River guy? I heard he's the baddest Poo Crewer around!"
John Oates: "He slobbered on my nip!"

by RiverO'shea August 9, 2023

Quiver in the river

The opposite of motion in the ocean

"damn son Im more of a quiver in the river, than a motion in the ocean."

by CORRUPTED420BIATCH August 11, 2023

River thotter

A thot who is seen on the river normally in a canoe or kayak dressed to show off a lot of skin. Normally has some type of alcoholic beverage in her hands as well.

You see that girl go by in that canoe, I heard she's a river thotter

by Coin981 April 17, 2023

River

can be the best lil sibling u will ever have!!
River only likes 1-2 girls his whole life and that is why he will forever be single.
looks really good in a mullet!

"When the chuff coming river?"

by Tis,Izla May 7, 2023

Provo river rafting

Mormon "Soaking" with someone jumping in the bed. So it's not against the gospel.

John and Sarah did some provo river rafting last night. I'm glad they are waiting for marriage to have sex

by Mbop May 9, 2023

River

River is a leprechaun ginger, who loves to be kawaii like his "kawaii" sisters. He is smelly and loves and worships George

Wow, that River is smelly.

by leprechaunhater August 23, 2023

swimming in river water

To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.

Went to Thailand I got really sick, I think it was because I went swimming in river water.

by Flamin ass crack August 28, 2023