Bro Rape

A type of rape that has gone overlooked for decades, and it's risen forty-four percent in the last year. What is a bro? A bro is a eighteen to twenty-four year old male who wears birkenstock sandals, watches Family Guy, plays Ultimate Frisbee, and wears an upside down visor or a baseball cap with a pre-frayed brim. You know, a bro. For every suburban house party, four bros will be raped, and only one in seven bros will tell their boys what happened the next day. As a result, most Bro Rapes go unreported. Internet Chat-rooms for bands like Dave Matthews, Jack Johnson, and Incubus have proven to be a hotbed for bro predators looking to pray on unsuspecting bros with phrases like "chill", or "dude let's just chill", or "hey bro, we're chillin'. Wanna get some beers and chill?"

Bro 1: Who's Jack Johnson CD is this? I love Jack Johnson!
Bro 2: Oh me too, I love him too. Let's go up to my room and talk about it.
Bro 1: NO YOU'RE GOING TO BRO RAPE ME!

by allyoucanrapebuffet November 11, 2009

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Rape

The act of forcing someone to have sex with you, mostly violently.

Guy 1:Hey you wanna play rape?
Guy 2:No!
Guy 1:That's the spirit!!

by itzadolfin!! June 7, 2011

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Rape stick

Slang term for "penis".

"I'm gonna rape you with my rape stick."

by Nate Hurd November 19, 2004

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RAPE!

An expression used when you want somebody to stop touching you.

The football player yelled out "RAPE!" so the other football players wouldn't touch him. It'd be way too awkward.

by Alan ZEEE May 24, 2005

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statutory rape

Carnal knowledge of a statue.

One dope head to another about thier buddy who is trashed: Whoa dude! Look at Larry on the Venus de Milo.

Second dope head: Yeah dude I think that's statutory rape.

by imacop41 September 15, 2009

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