Punching Fog

When fucking a woman with a loose fanny.

Man, Sharon's fanny is so loose after 4 kids it's like punching fog.

by 2766 January 27, 2019

reflex punch

An involuntary fist thrust in result of something said by a millennial asshole.

Adam: bro, that flatbill is supes gucci.
Charlie: ....
Adam: (reflex punched in the face)

by Charliecamelcase December 17, 2017

Picco's Punch

Picco's Punch is referred to by many as a blackout potion. It's a delicate mixture of Monster energy drink, White Rum, and The notorious Four Loko. It is a key component to a hell of a gnarly time.

Guy 1:"Hey man, do you remeber what happened last night?"

Guy 2:"Nah man, not even a little."
Guy 1:"I told you Picco's punch makes the best memories you'll never remember."

by BPismyincome July 10, 2014

Punching the bird

Have a mans dick punched until it is numb and then proceeding to do the same to his balls

She was punching the bird all night.

by Tackling February 21, 2019

Stroke punch

The act of getting punched in the penis and jerked off at the same time.

Dude ! Vickey stroke punched my cock !

by Qaskeo September 2, 2013

thug punch

Verb,
Meaning to engage in the act of anal sex with an African-American male, more specifically one who is extremely well endowed. Refers to the penis (thug) ramming (punch) your prostate or anal erogenous zone.

Girl 1: I really wanna have sex with R but it's that time of the month and he says he doesn't want his red wings.
Girl 2: Have you tried getting Thug Punched from him? You can satisfy your urges and try something new!
...
Guy 1: Have sexy, you like black guys? Take a ride with me and I will Thug Punch your ass real good.
Guy 2: Hell yeah daddy, let's go!

by MetOfAwe January 26, 2016

Shovel Punched

Shovel Punched - like getting hit in the head really hard with a shovel

I was watching this TV show on old mob guys, and this one old timer picked up a Shovel and hit this guy square in the face….. it’s like he Shovel Punched him.

by Red Earth January 8, 2011