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Pre EJ

Verb, describing the act of coming early. Usually used when describing a friend, known for coming late or not all, who surprisingly comes early.
Rodney: Hey Guys!
Craig: Whoa, looks like Rodney decided to come early this time!
Rob: You mean he Pre EJ'd?
by Jack Hoffsteter January 9, 2019
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pre-soulmate

Someone who is your bestfriend and knows you better than anyone else but is not in a relationship with you.
(If you got a crush on her/him make your move take the risk)
Alejandra oh she’s my pre-soulmate
by whytry89 September 23, 2019
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pre-dead

Pre-dead is when you’re going through something atrocious, or have an injury but your friends/family don’t take you seriously. Treating others with less atrocious actions better, and making you do more than others even though they know you’re dying to.
Medications to PRE-DEAD: caring
I wish my family & friends cared about my pre-dead disorder.
by Tammy righting June 12, 2021
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prudent pre-shower protective procedures

Preliminary actions that you should always perform prior to partaking of a sudsy scrub--a-dub, to avoid any "unintentional ice-bucket challenge" surprises that often occur while you're waiting for warmed aych-two-oh to flow from the water-heater through your pipes to the shower-head.
These two prudent pre-shower protective procedures are very important to avoid potential bathtub-hypothermia, but are very simple and easy to carry out:
(1) Ensure that the tub/shower selector-knob is moved to :"tub" so that water will only flow out from the tub's faucet-spout, not the shower-head. Then turn on the "hot" valve full-blast and wait till the faucet's chilly out-flow starts to turn warm before turning off the valve and moving the selector-knob over to "shower".
2. Step into the tub and properly close/arrange the curtain, then turn on the "hot" tap again and immediately hold your cupped hands up towards the shower-head so that its "initial" blast of water will hit your palms and spray sideways, rather than shockingly deluging your entire shivering "birthday suit" with the unheated "residual" water that's still inside the shower-head's feeder-pipe. Once the shower-head's spray warms, adjust the hot/cold valves for the desired water-temperature.
by QuacksO October 2, 2018
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Pre parental anxiety

When the thought of having children scares you because of the multitude of problems that could occur from the timeline of their birth to adulthood.
Spouse: want to have kids?
Me: Umm...sure.
Spouse: are those tears of joy?
Me: no tears of anxiety. What if something goes wrong?
Spouse: thats called pre parental anxiety. I understand.
by Mister Crapaud March 6, 2024
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pre-meditated flush

upon reaching tolietry facility, the pre flushing of the toilet before the feces is relocated. Usually used when a homosapien has to shit so bad and so loud, and knows it is going to require more than a courtesy flush. Matches in hand.
My shit was so bad i flushed before i started, it was a pre-meditated flush.
by Matt Hargis March 11, 2008
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Pres

(Pronounced: preez)

1. Pres refers to a black person that is of great importance to you or to society

2. A black person that wears glasses
Playing life with pres
by The Groc January 25, 2022
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