Spotted Poon

some dirty fat sluts freckled pussy that is so full of disease that your dick will melt off right after penetration. Herpes are easily mistaken as the freckles that dot her pussy.

Person 1: Damn dog i had sex with that one slut kayla and my dick melted off.
Person 2: I told you man she has got a spotted poon should have listened to the other thirty guys with no dicks now.

by Chad Chesire December 28, 2007

poon

Anything you want it to be.

Elliot, i was pooning around the poon last night and i came across this one poon that was so poonin' poontastic, you wouldn't believe. ohhh man you shoulda pooned that poon!

by Josh January 12, 2004

Poon

1) Your girlfriend.
2) Your genitals.
3) To bang one's brains out.
4) An abbreviated form of harpoon.

1) Where did your poon go?
2) She wants your poon.
3) She wants to poon you.
4) The whale was pooned.

by Purog February 8, 2004

Poon

A poon is a person who sniffs ladies bicycle seats.

A poontanger is a person who sniff's girl's bicycle seats and then says : "Aahhhh!!".

There goes Howard the poon, his nose mopping up damp bike seats again.

by Pellucidon September 25, 2004

Poon

A word to describe somebody who is extremely ridiculous. It can also describe people who are completely out of control.

He is such a Poon.
(Which means he is ridiculous or out of control or both)

by Foooo September 29, 2004

poon tent

The hood of the clitoris

The mere thought of him made her pitch a poon tent.

by trianos January 20, 2005

poon koon

The Poon Koon is a hybrid cock blocker of any race, color or creed. Capable of the most amazing cock blocks! Not to be mistaken with the Koon Poon this is a hybrid african whore..

Hey watch out JB is a Poon Koon!

by titaniummike January 11, 2008