hot pocket

name for a pastry that took after the pop tart. except it is filled with nasty meat. It can only be served 2 ways;
1. Warm outside, frozen inside.
2. boiling lava hot, will destroy your mouth.
usually given to patients suffering from constipation.

Hey Travis, would you like a hot pocket?
NO!

by Eric Franz January 18, 2007

Poke War

A poke war is a Facebook activity that requires two people, where the two people continuously click "poke back," and refusing to deny the poke my clicking the X button. Poke wars can last for years.

Wow I can't believe Eliza has finally lost that poke war, she has been holding up strongly for years.

by tsport772 November 17, 2010

cleveland hot pocket

Follow these steps to achieve the pinnacle of revenge and microwave cookery.

Step 1 - Remove turntable from "friends" microwave oven.
Step 2 - Shit on said turntable.
Step 3 - Cook on high for 1 minute 30 seconds (Some microwaves with lower wattages will require a longer cooking time)

Tip - Cook until shit begins to bubble and billow steam.

I'm going to give that little corn-fed bitch the Cleveland Hot Pocket.

by Nate Waibel October 23, 2007

poke

Internet slang usually seen in message boards and chat rooms. It is often found at the end of a question and used to find out if anyone is there and reading what you write. The word comes from the method of poking something with a stick to see if it is still alive.

Hey, is anybody there? (poke poke)

by Doctor Fishopoulis November 17, 2003

Pocket-Call

When you re-dial the last number called on your cell phone because the send button got pressed in your pants pocket (or purse).

Freind 1: Hey I just got a pocket-call from Jim. He and Mary were talking about how awful your potato salad was this afternoon.

Friend 2: Really? I'm gonna text Jim and tell him his wife dresses like a skank.

by bronx bandit April 15, 2009

Money Poke

A wallet or purse containing a persons money, credit cards, identification, etc.

He stole my money poke!

by M Nusbaum March 15, 2007

soak-n-poke

A hot spring spa/resort with indoor private tub rooms in which randy guys take their wive's or girlfriends with the intent of getting a little hot steamy action, but more often than not just hear the words, "No way, those walls are way too thin, and I'm not so sure about this water..."

"I took her out to dinner and then to the soak-n-poke, but she was worried the manky water would give her an infection."

by The OriginalWolfy August 25, 2006