by PoppaPanda May 15, 2009
Get the Pop Champagne mug.1) Make up any excuse to get away from your curnt situation, often envolving poorly constructed lies about needing to something you forgot or going out for a smoke (if you smoke or not).
2) When a stituation gets bad and you have no firesupport from your friends but you need to get the hell out of dodge RIGHT NOW. Your only choice is to pop smoke. ie When your pinned down by a fat chick chating to you in the bar and your buddys won't come any where near you to bail you out.
2) Make up any excuse to get away from your curnt situation, often envolving poorly constructed lies about needing to something you forgot or going out for a smoke (if you smoke or not).
3) Popping smoke will often save you hours of awkward conversation and wishing you where dead. It is slightly nicer then just walking away from someone or telling them to shut up.
2) When a stituation gets bad and you have no firesupport from your friends but you need to get the hell out of dodge RIGHT NOW. Your only choice is to pop smoke. ie When your pinned down by a fat chick chating to you in the bar and your buddys won't come any where near you to bail you out.
2) Make up any excuse to get away from your curnt situation, often envolving poorly constructed lies about needing to something you forgot or going out for a smoke (if you smoke or not).
3) Popping smoke will often save you hours of awkward conversation and wishing you where dead. It is slightly nicer then just walking away from someone or telling them to shut up.
After Tyler banged that fat chick he picked up at the bar, then he popped smoke and got the fuck out of there before she stopped jiggling.
by Jimboozie May 6, 2004
Get the Pop smoke mug.The smudge left on your shirt when you drop a popsicle or other frozen treat. May also be used for lollipops.
-What's that red stain on your shirt?
-Oh, it's just a pop smear from the cherry popsicle I was eating.
-Oh, it's just a pop smear from the cherry popsicle I was eating.
by Mamamamanda April 23, 2010
Get the Pop Smear mug.A fart that pops.
Farts that come out in the shape of a rectangular bubble and pop afterwards to release the bug-killing, mind-blowing, life threatening, breath taking, soul cracking after smell.
Farts that come out in the shape of a rectangular bubble and pop afterwards to release the bug-killing, mind-blowing, life threatening, breath taking, soul cracking after smell.
by ThePuffyPlum October 28, 2015
Get the pop fart mug.The Pop Punk Message Bored (PPMB) is a punk rock masturbation website where users hold conversations in the form of semi-literate posted messages. It has a specific set of jargon; for example, users refer to each other as "faggots" or "fags," and off-base or unpopular ideas are characterized as "gay." PPMB fosters the stupidity, hypocritical high-mindedness, and navel-gazing of its users.
Guy #1:
I was on the Pop Punk Message Bored today. I bet it's hard for its members to maintain so many fake accounts just to create the illusion of support and appreciation for their terrible bands.
Guy #2:
Oh, I know that site. It makes me cringe when they attempt to have serious discussions on there. If they want to be able to communicate their ideas clearly and want people to take their ideas seriously, maybe they should have buckled down in their high school social studies, history and English composition classes. Instead, they post any old serious-sounding crap and are embarrassingly earnest about it. It's sad, really.
Guy #1:
Yeah, it's an embarrassing situation over there at the Bored.
I was on the Pop Punk Message Bored today. I bet it's hard for its members to maintain so many fake accounts just to create the illusion of support and appreciation for their terrible bands.
Guy #2:
Oh, I know that site. It makes me cringe when they attempt to have serious discussions on there. If they want to be able to communicate their ideas clearly and want people to take their ideas seriously, maybe they should have buckled down in their high school social studies, history and English composition classes. Instead, they post any old serious-sounding crap and are embarrassingly earnest about it. It's sad, really.
Guy #1:
Yeah, it's an embarrassing situation over there at the Bored.
by Whoah-oh-oh, you fuckers. November 21, 2011
Get the Pop Punk Message Bored mug.A girl who fools you to feed your rubbish lifestyle. She uses you as her free time toy to distress. She makes you feel she is so into you to help your sick ego. Oh what a pop up she is.
One person : Oh she is soo into you!
Another smart person: You are just her toy, she is way above your catch.
You: oh what a pop up she is.
One person : Oh she is soo into you!
Another smart person: You are just her toy, she is way above your catch.
You: oh what a pop up she is.
by Pop up expert November 27, 2012
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