photosynthesis

The term that (usually) straight men use to hide the fact that they are cuddling with other men, even though it isn't gay to cuddle your male friends.

"I was photosynthesizing with my best friend earlier today"
"That must've been nice"
"It was, it left me calm, and emotionally stable"
"Maybe I should try out this photosynthesis some time"

by Cally Verbalation September 29, 2022

photo bomb

Jumping into an unsuspecting person photo, referring to like how a bomb would drop on unsuspecting people, hence the name.

Photographer: 3...2...1...chee-
Photo bomber: *jumps in frame*
Photographer: hey man! you just photo bombed our picture!
Photo bomber: and I'll do it again

by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022

Photo Ratitis

When you’re scrolling through a girls Instagram, and notice that in some pictures she looks normal, and even attractive. But on the other hand, in other photos, shawty kind of look like a rat.

Braden was scrolling through his friend Alayna’s Instagram, when in some photos she looked like a rat and in some she looked attractive. Braden self-diagnosed Alayna with Photo Ratitis.

by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 3, 2023

Photo shoot

What Gen Z calls it when their friend takes a few pictures of them on their smartphone.

“Had a photo shoot yesterday!”
Did you? Because it looks more like 6 pictures of you getting into a car but bending one leg slightly so you can refer to it as “posing”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

photocircular cranium phenomena

This phenomena occurs in direct contact with the sun, in which a circular shape on the back of the persons head appears. This does not occur in abcsense of the sun.

Did you see the kid with photocircular cranium phenomena?

by mibb January 14, 2023

photobesity

A morbid obsession for photographing anything and everything, and never deleting a single image. Photobesity fills phone memories and hard drives to capacity; the photobese person never has enough storage for their habit.

"Once again, T has had to double the size of his hard drive. What does he need all those pictures for? His photobesity has just pushed his storage up from petabytes to exabytes."

by MycoMike January 27, 2023

Photo guy

A disgraceful, disgusting person who roams the earth causing trouble towards anyone who looks in his eyes. He does whatever he wants and texts whatever girl her wants. He creeps and harrases young girls and a juvenile age. He goes above and beyond to ruin the lives on innocents and teams up with older men to hunt little girls. During his young age, he trains to become a harraser and once he fulfills his 18 years of life, he will unleash into the unkown and cause mischief amongst his grandmama and papa. No one likes him and everyone avoided contact within 90 acres of land. His own mother aborted him at a very young age because he had too much milk.

Alisha: Hey thats photo guy!

Anyee: yea no one likes him

Chase: He cheated on me

by anonymous March 1, 2023