drug dealer phone

a shitty 90s phone that drug dealers use not to get tracked

dealer: you ready for the heroin?
me: your on your drug dealer phone right?

by ramen..boyyt September 20, 2021

put the freak on the phone

if something is really nice

man put the freak on the phone this food good asf

put the freak on the phone this dude fine ash

by reallyprettygirl12345 October 6, 2020

Cell Phone asshole

People who are so important, and godlike, that everybody within 100 miles of them should stop what their doing, stop breathing and simply disappear off the face of the Earth forever and ever. Their lives are incredibly important. Cell phone assholes should be put on Death Row and made to hear cell phones ring 24/7 until they're fried.

Vrin to cell phone user: Shut the fuck up NOW you cell phone asshole or I'll put you in my chipper/shredder and feed your chum to my goldfish.

by jethrojones December 12, 2007

hang up the phone

An annoyed or embarrassed response to the stupidity or incompetence of another. Synonymous with "Shut the fuck up", or "Jesus, you're stupid". Derived from one man's inability to counteract the obliviousness of those around him, to which he blurted it out in frustration. Also, an appropriate reply to an unfunny or otherwise retarded joke.

Bo: "Boy, I have a lot of tools in my garage."

Me: "Hang up the phone, tubby."

by Captain Walleye August 20, 2008

Canarian phone sex

A sexual act in which one partner stands on mountaintop A, and the other on nearby mountaintop B. The two gaze at each other through binoculars and "talk dirty" in the whistled language of the Canary Islands, meanwhile pleasuring themselves with their respective cell phones.

For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.

The uncrossable canyon between them could not stop Alice and Bob from enjoying torrid Canarian phone sex.

by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015

cell phone heaven

When one loses or breaks their mobile device beyond repair or recovery.

John: "I've been calling you all morning. Why don't you pick up?"

Mike: "My phone went to cell phone heaven last night."

John: "I'm so sorry. My thoughts and prayers are with you."

by mpfogarty October 21, 2010

Phone check

To grab with or without force someone’s penis, quickly.

Phone check, bro! (Grabs penis, and laughs simultaneously )

by English Wizzer February 18, 2018