Phony

When you or someone else tries to generate comedy and entertainment, but it ends up being god-awful and absolutely horrible. It originates from the Youtube videos "Phony Texts" which tries to be funny but genuinely sucks.

The class-clown tried to make a funny joke, but instead it came out phony/

by Sod Bürg February 25, 2021

peeny-weeny

When your penis is the same length as your wenis.

Todd: Bro, I just figured out that my penis is the same length as my wenis!
Anthony: That is what you would call a 'peeny-weeny'.

by thecaremaker June 27, 2021

sun pony

A white man with a large nose, curly dirty blonde hair.

Pinnoco is such a sun pony! Faggit!

by RIP Jane May 15, 2008

pillow pony

vibrating pillow for masturbation, erotic riding

Suzanne rode her pillow pony to orgasm.

by suzieloohoo August 25, 2012

the pony plug

When you take a My Little Pony figurine and shove it up your ass while your girl is giving head

Hey man me and my girl did the pony plug last night. It rocked.

by Hshdjfjskagf October 11, 2016

Big Pony

The slang term for going to No.2

"Mom, I need to go to big pony. I'm desperate."
"Can't you wait?"
"I can mom but I'll shit myself."
"For using such foul language you can shit your pants you disgusting little boy. In fact I'm going to hammer a giant cork up there. That will give you something to think about."
"Oh please mom, not the cork again. I was all blocked up for weeks."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

Shetland pony

An attention hoo’r who usually sports Louis Vuitton or Gucci but if she’s low income it’ll be Michael Kors or coach,is also a “woo!” Gurl that causes unnecessary drama where none needs to be, typically sends the “I just think it’s funny how...” texts

Yo, fam look at Gia, that bitch is such a Shetland Pony

by Jules Winnfield March 31, 2019