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Get the Please mug.The act in which a male intends to please the interests of a female in heat at any and all costs, even disregarding the general commandment "bros before hoes". Beaver Pleasing is a widespread problem that typically only leaves the bastard committing the crime friendless and masturbating silently in their dark room on weekend nights to the depressing sound of "Iris" by The Goo Goo Dolls.
You are a Beaver Pleaser if you: Ditch your guy friends to hang out with a girl, speak of mean things about your guy friends to a girl, tell your guy friend's girlfriend the things he says behind her back (disrespectful or otherwise), complete a task asked of you by a girl (feminization or even defriending someone), are the person known as Brock Anders (Huntingdon home grown or otherwise).
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Get the woman pleaser mug.Used to cut someone off in conversation cause the conversation dry as Fuck and no one want to hear bout your sorry ass life!!!
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Get the Bratan, please. mug.A weird hybrid between a gay werewolf and a metrosexual caveman, that is also known as a sweaterback. Scientific name lupin stupidicist. Often spotted at comic book stores or magic tournaments, species has been known to become violent when interrupted during games of WORLD OF WARCRAFT. Favorite foods include pork rinds and hotpocket.
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Get the Pleasant mug.When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.
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