Jazz on a plate

A good idea that is solid and grounded.

Differs from 'Jazz at the end of a shoe string',a good idea that is so far out it has the possibility to go tits up.

When someone comes up with a great idea that seems as if it can't fail the reference to that idea is that it is 'jazz on a plate'.

by Joe Pleb July 24, 2009

ham on a bacon

derived from the phrase "halves (1/2's) on a bag" which is used to describe the action of more than one individual purchasing a parcel of pharmaceuticals, usually evenly distributing money for said purchase.

in other words, goin half on a dub.

"hey home slice, wanna go ham on a bacon tonight? I've got 10 bucks."

other similar phrases might include:
"ham on a bagel"
"ham on a biscuit"

by LEDGEandDAIRY February 4, 2010

mato on a cane pole

referring to a penis with a big head and long skinny shaft

That boy has a mato on a cane pole

by carriekid1 September 3, 2010

Turd on a Salad

When life serves you up some serious funk.

Dude, turd on a salad! My hair is breaking off and orangish from the Nice and Easy box-crap bleach job you gave me. I have an interview tomorrow.

by Tacoville May 1, 2011

cumming on a rock

When your completely out of options and you spill your cum on a rock.

With the intent of covering it, then writing your name in it with your cock.

your so dumb, you dad should have been cumming on a rock instead of your moms fat pussy

by Greasy Guru November 18, 2015

sit on a pineapple

Basically means take it up the ass with a big wide cock. Usually used to insult someone and is synonymous with Fuck off

Cock

Jimmy you are so annoying, go sit on a pineapple.

by Hojololol July 8, 2016

turd on a log

When someone doesn't like being around you and they look at you like you are a turd on a log!

Ugh.. I don't want to hang out with her today. She is a turd on a log.

by Mammarie March 30, 2017