Bag of dicks

Someone who is so much of a dick, he/she surpasses normal levels of dickery, transcending the title of a singular "dick" to achieve pluralized "bag of dicks" status.

My manager Greg is a bag of dicks.

by InfinityAblaze November 22, 2011

gator dick

The slimy membrane residue stuck to your dick after an all night anal sex jam and not showering for a week after. Wait two weeks to shower and your dick will turn into a swamp pickle.

"Yo bro....I've got gator dick"

"Better shower or you'll get the swamp pickle"

by Gator May 29, 2014

french dicking

when two guy friends jerk off to the point of ejaculation, then gently press their dicks, hole to hole, so that their cum mixes together when they shoot.

Hey buddy wanna do some french dicking?

by canovoid March 2, 2011

Dick Pulp

The chunky substance found near or around the mouth after recent dick sucking.

Ian wipe that dick pulp off of your mouth.

by LoveToSplooge October 12, 2009

Pee dick

When you're sucking someone's dick and it tastes urine

Friend: Did you suck his dick last night?
You: Yeah, he totally had pee dick

by queen H January 26, 2015

Dick Dash

Hitting someone in the dick with a controller

Oh Eric hit him in the dick with the controller. Jiro got dick dashed

by zhewrong February 11, 2021

guglielmo's dick

Too big for the word count

Did you see Guglielmo's dick....it was at least 10 inches!

by I gave him a succ February 20, 2017