number three

Urinating (number one) and defecating (number two) simultaneously.

Joe: Damn I got to go.
Jim: Number one or number two?
Joe: Both, bro'.. number three!

by Joe Bone March 8, 2005

magic number

1. A score of 69 in sports.

2. The 6-9 combination in pool, particularly 9-ball.

3. 69

1. What's the score?
I got the magic number

2. One way to win the rack: the magic number. The 9 is hanging in the pocket.

by Stop the pendulum January 11, 2006

number two

Heard in Sean Paul's song "Like Glue"; meaning a homosexual man.

"Still I got to stick to my girls like glue; And I man not play number two."

by Irene August 19, 2004

Number 7

In the spirit of taking a "number one" or "number two," a number 7 is when you take a dump whilst crying hysterically.

Ralph: "I cried hysterically while I was taking a dump today"

Jim: "Wow, that's at least a number 7"

by Dr. Squirrel March 14, 2009

NUMBER FIVE

To dissociate yourself from someone on a social network. This can be achieved by unfriending someone on Facebook, unfollowing someone on Twitter, or deleting your account so that the individual no longer appears on your Friend or Follow list.

My ex-girlfriend was being mad annoying by constantly messaging me so I NUMBER FIVEd her.

by OchoOcho August 17, 2011

Number 3

To ejaculate. Urine is numerb 1, poo is number 2, cum is number 3.

I want to go number 3 in Taylor Swift.

by Doc Bliss August 6, 2016

I Am Number Four

I am Number Four is the straight up worst name choice for a movie because obviously I am Number Three would have made so much more sense. Because 3 is a number coming after 2, but not overshadowing it. Also a number coming directly before 4 but refussing to be bullied or made feel less than by it. Strong number, yet emotionally sensative. In other words a number that knows its place.

Dude, that movie choice was SUCHHH a I am Number Four Choice

by Adrian_M January 24, 2011