Usually said by drunks.
They think they're actually saying:
"I swear to god I'm not drunk."
Unforunately, they aren't.
They think they're actually saying:
"I swear to god I'm not drunk."
Unforunately, they aren't.
by SuperSonicX August 22, 2004
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Joe: Hey, did you see that cheerleader who suffered from the side effects of the H1N1 vaccine? She was jerking all over the place, I couldn't stop laughing when I saw the video haha
Dave: That's not funny.
Joe: ...
Bill: soo, anyone want another beer...? I'm gonna... go get some beer.
Dave: That's not funny.
Joe: ...
Bill: soo, anyone want another beer...? I'm gonna... go get some beer.
by TheGreatDekuTree February 9, 2010
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by Joe the crackpot September 19, 2009
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by Michael Cousar January 5, 2009
Get the Lots not mug.A girl that you like, do/buy things for, yet aren't officially dating due to a variety of reasons including, but not limited to:
1. One set of parents forbids dating. 2. You want to avoid the drama that comes along with dating. 3. If one of your/her exes finds out, you/she is gunna get they butt kicked.
1. One set of parents forbids dating. 2. You want to avoid the drama that comes along with dating. 3. If one of your/her exes finds out, you/she is gunna get they butt kicked.
Guy 1: "Dude your girlfriend is Hot!"
Guy 2: "No man she's my "not girlfriend," Her Mom would kill me if she found out we're dating."
Guy 2: "No man she's my "not girlfriend," Her Mom would kill me if she found out we're dating."
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