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i swear to drunk i'm not god

Usually said by drunks.
They think they're actually saying:
"I swear to god I'm not drunk."

Unforunately, they aren't.
Guy : I swear to drunk I'm not god!
Police officer: Okay sir, get out of the car.
by SuperSonicX August 22, 2004
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not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing

A woman that is just plan ugly
Dude 1: Would you sleep with that chick?

Dude 2: not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing
by kegggstand October 3, 2008
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that's not funny

Joe: Hey, did you see that cheerleader who suffered from the side effects of the H1N1 vaccine? She was jerking all over the place, I couldn't stop laughing when I saw the video haha

Dave: That's not funny.

Joe: ...

Bill: soo, anyone want another beer...? I'm gonna... go get some beer.
by TheGreatDekuTree February 9, 2010
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not joke

A not joke is a joke from the early to mid 90s that was told in many cases in grade school. Part of the reason they were discussed in borat is that anybody who was around then remembers that those jokes haven't been used much since then. They were not "made popular" by borat.
Not jokes are funny. NOT
by Joe the crackpot September 19, 2009
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Lots not

Phrase of sarcasm used at the end of a sentence, without any pause, to reverse the meaning of everything said before.
I want to go out with you lots not.

I am having a great time not lots.
by Michael Cousar January 5, 2009
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not girlfriend

A girl that you like, do/buy things for, yet aren't officially dating due to a variety of reasons including, but not limited to:
1. One set of parents forbids dating. 2. You want to avoid the drama that comes along with dating. 3. If one of your/her exes finds out, you/she is gunna get they butt kicked.
Guy 1: "Dude your girlfriend is Hot!"
Guy 2: "No man she's my "not girlfriend," Her Mom would kill me if she found out we're dating."
by Who-Di-Freaking-Yah April 7, 2009
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Not Hot to Trot

1. A song made famous by Von Iva.
2. When a girl isn't willing or ready to have sex.
Bill : "So how's it goin with yr girl, Jeff?"

Jeff : "She's not hot to trot yet."
by dakslgj;sldkjf! October 30, 2008
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