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Broken Wheels

Someone who is just absolutely terrible at wheeling, somehow they usually still get hot girls with just the worst pick-up lines and topics of conversation - 99.99 % of the time the girls they pick up are pants-on-head retarded though
Just listen to what Jordan is saying to Amanda, wtf .. his broken wheels make it such a painful conversation and I bet he is going to hookup with her at a party this weekend
by LessOffensive March 14, 2011
mugGet the Broken Wheelsmug.

Ball Wheel Drive

When you slip on a spent rubber (condom), often post-coitus or the morning after while getting out of bed, often leading to injury.
John: "Dang dude, how'd you mess up your ankle?"
Mike: "Umm... I slipped and fell due to a Ball Wheel Drive incident. Really drives me nuts."
by Stikki Thiccums January 1, 2024
mugGet the Ball Wheel Drivemug.

Governor Hot Wheels

Loser Governor in Texas who has fumbled multiple disasters in Texas and cost humndreds of lives in the process.
Governor Hot wheels had the national guard deployed hundreds of miles away while hundreds of people drowned in the flood.
by heywood jablome 2712 July 6, 2025
mugGet the Governor Hot Wheelsmug.

thirst wheel

Third wheeling when you secretly wanna smash with one of the people involved in the relationship
Chris: do you reckon it'll be weird going out with Charlotte and Luke? You know how much I wanna get with Charlotte
Tom: Nah bro as long as you can keep it under control you'll be right

Chris: Yeah but I'll still be Thirst Wheeling all night
by Poptart 007 November 7, 2018
mugGet the thirst wheelmug.

Kemah Boardwalk Ferris Wheel

Where u get rejected by a girl u really like and get publically humiliated abt it the rest of your life
Me: Hi (at the Kemah Boardwalk Ferris Wheel)

Her: Ur ugly af
by Basic🤡 February 14, 2020
mugGet the Kemah Boardwalk Ferris Wheelmug.

ruelette wheel

A gaming-device which causes ya to sorely regret having started playing in da first place.
I always steer clear of any gambling-joints to begin with, but I sure as shootin' would never play da ruelette wheel!
by QuacksO March 23, 2019
mugGet the ruelette wheelmug.

meals on wheels

a service for seniors that 14 year old robert aka BLONDIE recieves
hey blondie meals on wheels is here baby!
by merry anne January 22, 2005
mugGet the meals on wheelsmug.

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