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Mexican Connection

A internet connection that is very laggy
I can hit this guy he is lagging so bad he must have a Mexican Connection.
by CANINE February 19, 2008
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Mexican Jetlag

Dude, I would totally love to go see Evanescence with you, but I have Mexican Jetlag so I am going to have to pass.
by henrytheviii June 25, 2009
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Mercan

(n) the dialect of English spoken by residents in the United States of America.

(adj.) relating to or characteristic of the United States of America or its inhabitants; relating to or characteristic of the American continents or their inhabitants (rare).

Not to be confused with:

merkin
(n) an artificial covering of hair for the pubic area; a pubic wig.
Did you know that in the U.S.A. they think a scone is a biscuit? I wish I had taken a phrase book with me to translate Mercan into English when I had a holiday there.

If you ever travel around the U.S.A. you will learn that the Mercan people are really friendly and helpful when dealing with tourists.
by TassieHunter April 27, 2016
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mexican snorkel

sex postition which a guy sticks his balls on the grls eyes and puts his dick in her mouth so it looks like a snorkel.
In mexico i saw many men doing this to little boys
by Anonymous June 11, 2006
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Medicannabis

Medical Cannabis. Californians passed Prop. 215 ten years ago allowing Doctors to recommend cannabis for medical purposes.
Section 11362.5 Of California Health and Safety Code...A) To ensure that seriously ill Californians have the right to obtain and use marijuana for medical purposes where that medical use is deemed appropriate and has been recommended by a physician who has determined that the persons health would benefit from the use of marijuana in the treatment of cancer, anorexia, AIDS, chronic pain, spasticity, glaucoma, arthritis, migraine or any other illness for which marijuana provides relief.

Francis L. Young, an administrative law judge with the Drug Enforcement Agency, has declared that "in its natural form, (cannabis) is one of the safest therapeutically active substances known."
Wow dude, that was such a long definition...i think i need some more medicannabis.
Do you want to drive to the collective for medicanabis? No Dude I went last time you go...
by Urban Wellness July 20, 2007
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Mexican Slimjim

A ghetto device used to break into cars illegally. Usually a metal hanger or brick.
Shoot, I locked my keys in my car. I need to go in my house and get a Mexican Slimjim to get them out.
by The_Sentinal March 10, 2009
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Mexican Hijacking

Something that fails miserably to meet expectations. Originates from the hijacking of a Mexican airplane on September 9, 2009, in which a plane was hijacked by a group who claimed to have a bomb but instead had an empty box wrapped in brown paper.
I though Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull would be good but it sucked. It was a Mexican Hijacking.
by I'm not Doug September 10, 2009
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