professional meat handler

A gal who sleeps around and handles lots of man sausage.

Dude! Maggies such a professional meat handler I bet fucking her is like throwing a hot dog down a hall way.

Dude! That bitch is such a professional meat handler I bet she's got the gag reflex of a blow up doll.

Dude! Dude she's such a professional meat handler I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean!

by Attica1979 October 7, 2007

Shyte Meat

When you have pieces of food in your poop that you can recognize.

Damn, I should chew my food a little more, to cut back from the shyte meat.

by bamfharmoney August 13, 2008

Blue Meat Shooter

1. One who possesses a penis large enough to hit the deep un-oxygenated vagina. 2. One who cums in the blue meat.

Kevin was hung - a real blue meat shooter.

by 2F August 23, 2008

little meat syndrome

Someone who goes about any and/or everything with a bitchmade mindset and carries himself with a low self of steam as if he has a bite size penis(most-ikely they do).

Guy: Aye bro you get down on these hoes.
Guy with lms: No im good i got to help my mom with groceries.
Guy #2: Yo, ya mans is either gay or has that little meat syndrome

by Shells So True November 16, 2011

Mexican Meatball Sub

When a man fits his cock between a femals tits while she is laying down the female rubs her boobs back and fourth while another girl takes a shit on the girls chest making it look like a meatball sandwhich

I got gonorrhea from my Mexican Meatball Sub!

by wld153 January 15, 2014

slangin meat

A male who is amazing at sex & have multiple sex partners in different locations.

Man, that boy Grady be all over the place on the weekends slangin meat! He need to slow down before he slip up & put a baby in a Trick!

by Sweet Meat Sippi King July 23, 2016

loose sausage meat

Flaccid penis which cannot be funnelled into a condom.

As in "Sorry love, I've got loose sausage meat ".

by Garthy September 19, 2006