massaharu

tourny player and brazil

"I love playing in tournaments!" says massaharu.
"ok brazil" replied the deranker.

by defnotmentally October 4, 2022

massagerge

couldn't tell you what this is, did your girlfriend fuck up saying massage to when she was tired, lol, Women!!

I would love one of your massagerges

by PapiMama October 7, 2022

Massachusetts rules

A type of street fighting style to where both opponents take off everything but their shoes socks and underwear. To show no hidden weapons and dominance to any onlookers.

Guy1- yo bro you split my beer.

Guy2- ok so what.... you want to go.
Guy1- f**king bet dude, Massachusetts rules?
Guy2- bet my guy, let's go

by Droptimus_rime October 8, 2022

Massacre

When someone kills someone in a brutal way and continues to kill millions of other people in even more brutal and creative ways!

News guy: Attention! There is a murderer on the loose! Wait.. OH MY GOD! THIS IS A MASSACRE! OH! HOLY CRAP! THAT GUY JUST TRAPPED THAT GUY IN A BOX AND PUT THEM IN THE OCEAN! OH MY GOD! ITS COMING IN HERE! OH GOD! AHHHH...

Person: Whut da fuk, did he just kill the news reporter? WOAH HE JUST KILLED HER BY PUTTING A NOOSE ON HER AND PUTTING THE REST ON A CEILING FAN! OH MY GOD HE TURNED IT ON!

Killer: Hi! I'm here to kill you with a razerblade!

Person: AHHHHH!

by Ilikecatshehe October 22, 2022

Massari

Slang for money, means money in Arabic.

I'm still out here chasing Massari

by Waveswaveswaves November 9, 2022

massagynist

A dude who refuses to give women soothing rub-downs and/or insists on receiving said "luxury of da hands" treatments only from fellow males.

Being allowed to administer an all-over body-rub to a lady --- and being given one in return from her --- is basically da ultimate pleasure to da vast majority of guys... massagynists don't know what they're missing!

by QuacksO December 24, 2022

Massajiserapisuto

Japanese word for massage therapist.

Kobura loves to massage people, he’s a Massajiserapisuto.

by jillybeanapril March 27, 2023