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clown magic 

When a total loser and fuck up does something well beyond his capability or natural talents. Usually a once in a lifetime feat that cannot be repeated or explained through science.
Bruce: "It's like when a scumbag geezer in a hoop-d gets away from a mustache sporting pig in a brand new cruiser, Thats clown magic."

Bruce: "Lets say TQ (Tall Queer) actually gets a girl. And lets say she has sex with him. Thats clown magic."
clown magic by reaperpunk666 January 11, 2009

Penguin Magic 

An online store that sells magic tricks. It's a great store. However, the users of the Penguin Magic forums are spoiled ignorant assholes.
Penguin Magic is a great store, however it's fourms are filled with a bunch of spoiled teenaged assholes.

Fucking Magic (FM)

Fucking Magic (FM) is used somewhat in technology. This is used to describe something that works out of nowhere or breaks out of nowhere for no logical reason. The reason could be something so advance that the user doesn't understand it, it could be that it would take way to long to figure out the reason, or there is simply no logic to it.

Many times this is used when the technology person is fed up with the device and just accepts the situation with saying it's FM. You might even hear FM moment. When this is mention, this is referring to a technology working or stop working out of no where with no explainable logic behind it.

An example is if you have 5 cables and 2 monitors. All the cables work with all the monitors but 1. 1 cable simply works on 1 monitor and not the other.

While you can dig deep into what is going on to figure out the exacts. Overall, it's simply not worth it and you might not find the answer even when looking for it for weeks. So it's easier to say FM or the technology has a mind of it's own.
Person 1: How did you fix your computer?
Person 2: FM (Or Person 2: Fucking magic)
Fucking Magic (FM) can be changed out depending on the environment.
Fucking Magic (FM) by crua9 October 16, 2018

Nigger Magic 

1) Anything done by the black man to oppress the white man.

2) Anything you don't want to happen but eventually does.
Oh my god dude I just got banned on xbox. Hows that for some damn nigger magic.

White Boy Magic 

Term Coined by KG (a Brooklynite) to explain where his money comes from.

Its based on how a magician pulls a rabbit out of a hat, its just MAGIC!!!
"man how are your pockets always full?"-???

"White Boy Magic my dude, White Boy Magic"-KG
White Boy Magic by $K.G$ October 6, 2012

Puff the Magic Dragon 

To smoke weed/pot/ganja and get high.
The magic dragon usually refers to the item the marijuana is being smoked in. ie- bong, joint, pipe
A bunch of friends are sitting around a campfire and about to smoke. John pulls out his pipe and bag of weed and says to the whole group " Who wants to puff the magic dragon?"

Duke William and Dutchess Kate puffed the magic dragon on their wedding night and got baked off their royal asses.