magic fanny

it's when you see a girl with a guy who's way more attractive.
She must have a magic fanny

Rae Earl has a magic fanny

by smudger1 March 13, 2014

porcelain magnets

you shit with such force that it obtains an adhesive that allows it to stick to the walls of the toilet

I had post-mexican blowout and discovered my tirade left the toilet riddled with porcelain magnets.

by Porcelain Magneteer October 18, 2007

Eye Magnet

Any anatomical feature so outstanding (be it for size, attractiveness or freakishness) that it commands one's attention at first glance and is difficult to not notice, double-take, stare-at or rubber-neck.

Woman: "What are you staring at?"
Man: "Come on; don't act like you don't know you're harboring eye magnets! You look like you're smuggling twins on the black market"
Woman: "Jerk."
Man: "Maybe later."

by Shandooga McGluckfeez November 4, 2010

Di Maggio

The best sexual encounter that you have ever had: A "home run" of sex.

I had a date with a porn star and she said that I gave her a Di Maggio because she had 7 orgasms.

by HBeachBum714 August 4, 2011

Mary Magdalan

Also known as the Angel of Metal. A metal/screamo/crunk band from Los Angeles California spawned from the singer and DJ's addiction. Gives a wide variety of good music unsigned and has a devoted following, the Crucifix Mafia, who promote the music, or the JUNKIE revolution. myspace.com/marymagdalan

All Hail Mary Magdalan, But Mary is just miserable. -Title track from "Pity Girl" CD-

by Mizz Maggot February 23, 2008

Magda

The single most amazing person. Eat a lot, sleep not much - lucky sexy thing with awesome body! she means the world! She has a nice tush, nice breasts, and the cutest face. she has soft skin and smooth, kick-ass hair. bit manipulative but you can sort it out

I LOVE Magda!

by marco123456 October 5, 2010

my little pony friendship is magic

A cartoon series. Popular among 8 year olds and 13-25 year olds, it has become a widely popular internet meme. The characters include party pony Pinkie Pie, country gal Applejack, bookworm unicorn Twilight Sparkle, fashionista Rarity, tomboy racer Rainbow Dash, shy quiet Fluttershy, and baby dragon Spike. The characters discover new things about friendship each day and write about them in a letter to Princess Celestia. It is a cute show with good animation and it's pretty funny too.

Bob: Dude did you watch My Little Pony Friendship is Magic last night?
Douche: fag...
Bobs friend: Shut up Douche nobody likes you. MLP is fucking awesome!

Bob: My favorite part was when Fluttershy...

by CJRox01 July 10, 2011