Alien Math

A phrase that simpletons use to call complex mathematics that they cannot comprehend.

*It is Jerry's first day at University. He looks at some equations written out in his class.*
Jerry's Thoughts: Holy crap! That is some alien math! I don't get it at all...

by PrettyMuchHeisenberg September 8, 2018

Sana-matasond

Used to explain a situation of annoyance by a girlfriend or spouse.

My wife really annoyed me today. I feel totally sana-matasond

by Deepus Darkus July 24, 2019

Imaginary math pal

Someone you never took a math class with that ended up being your math friend, at least in your mind they were your friend.

She was pretending to be a friend to her imaginary math pal.

by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019

Dan Math

When the success rate says 90%, but really means 10%.

There's no way I should have failed....that's some straight up Dan Math right there...

by UrbanWalker4042 January 26, 2020

Q-Mates

People living together while under quarantine.

I got yelled at for walking outside in a group today, but it was just me and my q-mates.

by ShorewoodScott April 1, 2020

sales math

Making up numbers

Client: what's the effort to implement the solution in our environment?
Sales: it will take between 12 and 16 days....

Colleague: how did you figure that out without knowing details of their environment?
Sales: sales math

by a-pseudonym-defined October 8, 2020

Jesus math

When you mess up the order of operations, usually by trying to skip a step while dividing, and your calculator gives you a number that’s way higher than expected

When you divide 15 cookies between about 5 people and you end up with around 23 cookies, that’s Jesus math.

by Tylo Ren November 4, 2020