mass genocide

The most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer

After a rousing round of mass genocide, little Billy slept for three days

by Adge August 15, 2006

masturbatable

When a person is attractive enough for another person to be able to masturbate to them.

"That girl/guy is maturbatable because they are so attractive."

by onethinwallaway September 25, 2004

St. Diarrheas Day Massacre

The act of someone intentionally shitting on the floor, the toilet, or the wall of a bathroom stall. In some cases leaving a variety of pubes, poop, or a urine trail behind so when someone enters the bathroom they know something is wrong. These phantom shitters usually leave a signature to cover their true identity.

I walked into walmarts bathroom yesterday and knew something was a miss when I saw toilet paper leading to the bathroom stall. When I opened the door it was St. Diarrheas day Massacre all over again.

by Uncle Renegade February 24, 2009

half mast

When you are half way on your way to a boner.

He was turned on half mast.

by artsyfartsygyrl May 1, 2006

Dirty Mason

A cool guy but he’s weird and only eat hot pockets

Yea, I’m always doing a dirty mason

by mimimomopoo April 17, 2020

masterPEnation

the process of masterbaiting WHILST watching penile examination video's on youtube, for perferts that like men only.

Joe's a real fagget he was MasterPEnation ing to my dad

by Joe the masterPEniler master September 3, 2009

Mastrubatorium

A room in your home, office or other personal space devoted solely to the act of mastrubating.

what are you doing bro?" "Nothing, sitting in the mastrubatorium wacking it.

by crushinskullz 1 February 22, 2011