Tim’s Hail Mary

When you take a shit in a Tim Hortons, pick it up and throw it at the cashier

My double double wasnt made correctly so I sent her a Tim’s Hail Mary

by Vcsm June 7, 2018

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

The pinnacle of Catholic blasphemous interjections. Often shouted, and done so only when the situation calls for it.

*A giant brown bear runs into the middle of the road, as you are driving down it*

You: JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH! *Swerve*

by A Non-E Moose December 11, 2007

Hail Mary Tank

A situation when your car is running on nothing but fumes and prayer to get you to the cheapest gas station.

Kid 1: God, the other day my dad drove all the way to Costco on an empty tank just 'cause gas is cheaper.
Kid 2: Sounds like he pulled a hail mary tank.

by Runebirdie June 18, 2008

Sweet Mary Mother of Fuck

An offensive phrase to use when one is under stress. It is synonymous with "Jesus Christ."

Sweet Mary mother of fuck, I didn't do my theology homework

by lemonlime69 November 6, 2014

peter, paul and mary

A sexual slang for a threesome used in Britney Spears' hit '3' about threesomes.
Peter, Paul and Mary are actually a folk group.

John: "I'm thinking a lot about Peter, Paul and Mary"
Ashley: "Why? Who do you want to do it with?"
John: "Oh, no. I meant the folk group."

by Naastna August 17, 2014

bloody mary

an urban legend dating back to your childhood that goes a lil sumthin like this:

if you go in your bathroom with the lights off and recite
"Bloody Mary" three times to the mirror, she will appear in your mirror the way she looked after she left the bar and got in a horrible car accident (hence the drink name) and she'll KILL YA!

"Bloody Mary..Bloody Mary..you guys i dont wanna do this anymore..."

by leah_ July 11, 2005

Scary Mary

Scary Mary. A girl who obsessed with the way she looked. She would always look in the mirror and say how pretty she is, she would always put on her grandmother's dress and look in the mirror. Not until the fire broke out. She didn't realize it until it was too late. Now her face is all gnarly and burnt. She wants your face.

How's it used in a sentence was by trying to figure out how I would say the origin of Scary Mary. But if because I forgot the origin but that's how i would describe the story of her. I feel sorry for her.

by YuriKatsuki_24 November 5, 2017