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Logan Pallin

Also known as the "Turtle Bear", while having a spontaneous tendency to burst into a sprint, this being has the ability to sleep for 23 hours at a time. Usually found in the wilderness of Minnesota, Logan has been spotted on top of various dance floors spanning from Arezzo to Germany. Despite his intimidating stature, he is quite in touch with his emotional side. His triggers include Ingrid Michaelson, anything green, motorinos and the Vatican.
Logan Pallin, stop complaining about going into town 5 times!
by Ajota G July 11, 2011
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Logan

Sometimes ugly, sometimes hot, but got a nice heart deep down when they really wanna show it. An emotionally unavailable horny asshole on the outside but a UWU on the inside for people he really gives a fuck about. Has drug problems but blames it on being a depressed ass mess. To be honest, nobody really understands Logan but Logan.
“Logan aint shit

Not really, he just aint shit to YOU.”
by lulbaby.c December 18, 2019
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Logan

Very fit and handsome. We love all the T-shirts in the bush.
Logan
by 01/05/22 June 1, 2022
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Logan Paul

A little cunt headed bitch ass head who talks shit and thinks he can beat KSI
Logan Paul is such a cunt ,he will never beat KSI
by horridboy67 June 15, 2018
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Logan

The best person I could ever ask for! He’s really cute and hot but like yea he’s also so nice. Like why is he so nice and he got money so like ima get rich off him. Yea so that’s all on period.
Logan bishop is a really cute smart guy!
by Anonymous angelzzzzzz February 14, 2021
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logan smith

Big muscular 19 year old that likes to analyze fictional characters
Logan Smith: Woman like me because I'm nice defined
by Gambit___ January 22, 2022
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Logan

So there’s this weird guy but cool his name is Logan,he likes to do weird stuff like eat little children and put more photos for his giabella shrine and he also jumps off cliffs and never dies and at night we always see Alyssa and Logan get passed and then we vibe to Gucci flip flop and I’m just like GO BESTIE YASSS QEEN’s YASSSSS and um he’s in our class and I hit him with the chancla 🩴 so um yea and HE HISSES AT ME AND ALYSSA HISSES BACK AND THEN GETS LIKE REALLY POSSED
Hey, did u see the weird Kid Logan? Yea, well, ummmm he is pretty wired and SERIOUSLY IN LOVE with this gurl named Giabella Prokop
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