Listening

Something a Enraged girlfriend can't do

Person: "OMG WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING!"
You: "Listen I wa-"
Person: "NO YOU LISTEN TO ME WHY WOULD YOU FUCK MY DAD THINKING IT WAS ME"
You: "Are you even listening to me?"

by YoCheeseJesus June 24, 2021

Listen

A thing people won't do when you have glasses

Guy with glasses: STOP!!! I'M NOT BLIND!!! PLEASE LISTEN!!!
Guy without glasses: How do you see?

by Space‌Core‌From‌Portal July 14, 2021

Lissome

Attractively thin and able to move quickly and smoothly.

This insect is lissome.

by Marie-Élisabeth July 18, 2021

lisasfavoritelesbian

Honestly one of the best people ever

She brightens anyone's day as soon as she walks in

Hilarious
And yes

"lisasfavoritelesbian is the best person ever."
"Ikr"

by WallPaste July 21, 2021

lisasfavlesbian

lisasfavlesbian dned me, once i think star thinks lgbtq is pogchamp also star doesn't have a 4* lisa card yet

lisasfavlesbian is nice :)

by Loser34 July 21, 2021

lisasiittiehelperr

my very hot gf, super hot and gorgeous i love them so much <3

lisasiittiehelperr and soybew are so hot together omg

by soybew July 23, 2021

lisasbreakfastoast

legit the best person to ever live

did you know that, lisasbreakfastoast is coming through town today

by skeletonized July 28, 2021