chub-a-longs

Heavyset preteen girls that like to start drama behind your back. They usually run in packs.

Those 2 little chub-a-longs Emily and Kaylee have such pathetic lives that they have to start drama with other people to get their jollies

by LaDeena August 18, 2008

long ass day

Definition of Long Ass Day - noun - Having a very bad day that never seems to end

Or A very crappy day that just won't end.

Today, I had a long ass day

by Nichole McKnight September 2, 2009

Daddy Long Dick

This is what you call a sexy guy you see walking down the street, or anywhere for that matter. Best and most effective when hollered from afar.

Jenna- "Gat Damn did you see that guy walkin' down the street?!"
Laura- "Daddy Long Dick!!!!!!!"

by Gingerlu October 28, 2010

London Rooftop

A method used to hide a boner, when the male tucks his boner up between his pants and the bottom of his stomach possibly exposing the tip of the penis (the london rooftop).

Man i had a boner in class today to hide it i used the london rooftop method.

by 3ben3 August 22, 2007

loner-boner

An erection that occurs when standing on your own. These are entirely random.

The horse standing alone in the middle of the field had a giant loner-boner.

by i get bored sometimes. October 3, 2009

National Long Island Iced Tea Day

National Long Island Iced Tea Day is celebrated on June 6th. On this day you must have at least one Long Island Iced Tea to celebrate.

Man I don't remeber what happened on National Long Island Iced Tea Day

by Juan Carlos Valdez June 28, 2008

Greetings from London

A cordial way of saying who gives a fuck, fuck off, or shut the fuck up. This expression is particularly useful in online conversations or when you need to silence someone in their tracks.

Jack: So let me tell you what I did today. I fed my cat, polished my shoes, bought a new hat, but I still didn't get any work done on my damn--

Greg: Greetings from London!

Jack: Sorry about that.

by avery_brooks August 21, 2008