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Your dad left you

An act of one insulting another who is acting in a certain way.
“I support EDP445 because he did nothing wrong”
Timothy this is why your dad left you”
by Meow Meow your adopted January 14, 2023
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Mr. Left

That's **right**... he **left** because he wasn't da **right** guy for me.
Mr. Left sensibly LEFT because he realized dat he was Mr. WRONG as far as his being compatible with me, and so he wanted to make room in my house for Mr. RIGHT if he came along.
by QuacksO February 13, 2020
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Sucks a left nut

Originated by Jim Eldridge.

The phrase means to suck beyond all comprehension and reason. To suck worse than even sucking a regular nut.
"Check out the camber on this wheel arm, and the tread loss on my back tire, man. That sucks a left nut!"
by Peter Bradstock May 8, 2004
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I've left my bike outside

I've bought you a gift
Oh that's great but I've left my bike outside
It's snowing today
That's ok then because I've left my bike outside
Labour has just won the election
That's wonderful 'cos I've left my bike outside
by AnnMarie Eldon April 25, 2006
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the left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing

You know the expression "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing"? Meaning, usually, two arms of a larger entity (two departments of a major corporation, for example) aren't communicating well.

"The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing" means that things are so completely fucked up that they don't even know what they themselves are doing.
I can't get my healthcare provider to acknowledge that I've already paid them using the debit card issued by the very same healthcare provider. The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.
by smartwatermelon September 14, 2010
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Swipe Left

The words "swipe left" was first used to reject future spouses, potential dating partners, and/or Hillary Clinton on the infamous dating app, Tinder. The phrase has devolped over time and now describes anything remotely ugly or detestable.
Ex 1: Pineapple on pizza? Ughh, swipe left.

Ex 2:

Girl: Hey! where're you from?
Guy: Florida.
Girl: Swipe left.
by quincy Adams March 4, 2019
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elvis has left the tube

American colloquial; The self-important TV star has lost his/her show", ". . . retired", ". . . gone home for now"
elvis has left the tube - Could have been used when Roseanne Barr/Arnold/Roseanne had her sitcom cancelled. Better, when she completely fades from all sentient thought. (woops. just delayed that a bit)
by Elzeal December 28, 2005
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