The banged up knees children get when playing outside in shorts and dresses that don’t protect their knees from cuts and abrasions. It’s a wonderful phase for I absolving parents of the guilty from inevitable summer injuries.
Example: “How did Leroy cut his knee?” (With the suggested guilt implied of weren’t you watching him and why haven’t you bandaged it yet?)
Parent response: “Oh, he just has summer knees.”
Excellent phrase for free-range parents to know.
Parent response: “Oh, he just has summer knees.”
Excellent phrase for free-range parents to know.
by SailOnJoe May 30, 2018
Get the summer kneesmug. It's Hurting On My Knees!
by Dr. Deloris January 28, 2024
Get the It's hurting on my kneesmug. When your knee has a bump under it caused by a tendon popping out from growing too fast, formally known as osgood schlatters, usually most males in middle school will have it, hurts if pressure is applied
by 8th Grade Trapper April 15, 2017
Get the Damn Kneemug. In a Teppanyaki act, the cook bounces the spinning egg off of his knee and proceeds catch the egg back on the spatula
by squidpp April 17, 2022
Get the Knee Jobmug. man 1: hey dude did you see how bruised up ashleys knees were?
man 2: yea she has knobby knees from the neck she gave me last night
man 2: yea she has knobby knees from the neck she gave me last night
by wifesize July 1, 2024
Get the knobby kneesmug. by Bullshitter42069 October 26, 2017
Get the Lil Knee Growmug. by hklr May 10, 2016
Get the knee cleavagemug.