A comeback for when someone questions your style, taste, or decision making. It can be used when the actual reason is too embarrassing to admit, would cause you to lose street cred, or you dont know why and want the other person to shut up.
Why are you going to see Bareback Mountain? Dude, that's just how I roll.
Why are you wearing a shirt with an amusing slogan, a trendy blazer, 300 dollar ripped jeans, and haven't shaved in a week? That's just how I roll.
Why are you ignoring me? That's just how I roll.
Why are you wearing a shirt with an amusing slogan, a trendy blazer, 300 dollar ripped jeans, and haven't shaved in a week? That's just how I roll.
Why are you ignoring me? That's just how I roll.
by cdeegee July 21, 2008
Get the That's just how I roll.mug. A phrase originally spoken in Will Smith/Martin Lawrence action/buddy-cop movie "Bad Boys 2," but referenced in Simon Pegg/Nick Frost action/buddy-cop movie satire "Hot Fuzz," signifying a sudden crescendo of danger and/or sudden understanding of dangerous circumstances.
Picnicking friends scoffed at cautionary weather reports. Lightning strikes the ground not more than an inch from the blanket. Wide-eyed, they stare at each other: "Wow. Shit just got real."
by Mackiemesser June 13, 2010
Get the shit just got realmug. The worst thing a person can say to a person after theyve broken up with them, why the hell would they actually want to be friends they wouldnt have gone out with you if they wanted to be your friend. I just want to be friends(meaning i want to be able to talk to you and for you to pretend that your talking to me as a friend with no sexual emotions attached)
by p123 January 11, 2007
Get the I just want to be friendsmug. by The Return of Light Joker June 23, 2008
Get the just what the doctor orderedmug. Howie: "Yo Rj, did you hear cory and jason are gay lovers now?"
Rj: "No way, really?"
Howie: "Nah, im just jerking you off."
Rj: "No way, really?"
Howie: "Nah, im just jerking you off."
by mikecox is huge March 24, 2010
Get the just jerking you offmug. A problem just got worse, or a problematic information just went public.
When somthing that was supposed to stey a secret became known to the worse people, or a problem you dreaded just manifested
When somthing that was supposed to stey a secret became known to the worse people, or a problem you dreaded just manifested
A: John sent the email to his boss by mistake...
B: The Shit just hit the fan
A: The software update included the virus, it was sent to all the clients by now
B: The shit just hit the fan
B: The Shit just hit the fan
A: The software update included the virus, it was sent to all the clients by now
B: The shit just hit the fan
by DarkLight310 March 16, 2010
Get the The Shit just hit the fanmug. when one person mentally destroys another (or in some cases a group of people) with a series of logical statements of pure awesomeness. In most cases the person who just had a mental bulldozer run through his head is usually left so mind blown that they are left speechless for minutes. When this happens, an observer of this amazing deed will state that the now mentally scared human-being has just been coached.
person 1: "Bruce Lee could kick Chuck Norris' ass any day of the week. He even beat him in Enter the Dragon"
person 2: "Look that was a mov--"
person 1: "Yeah but--"
person 2: "Shut up I'm talking. Bruce Lee may have beat Chuck Norris in a movie but Chuck Norris beat God, and as we all now God beat Bruce Lee"
person 1: "..............."
person 3: "You Just Got Coached"
person 2: "Look that was a mov--"
person 1: "Yeah but--"
person 2: "Shut up I'm talking. Bruce Lee may have beat Chuck Norris in a movie but Chuck Norris beat God, and as we all now God beat Bruce Lee"
person 1: "..............."
person 3: "You Just Got Coached"
by el Epico January 16, 2012
Get the You Just Got Coachedmug.