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Jade

Name given for a rather short, human female. Jade is quite annoying, but a great friend. She's been known to take your things and hit you, but makes people laugh 24/7. In other words, Jade is a semi-kind, short girl and a really funny person.
Man! i frikin wish i was like Jade!
That was almost as epic as Jade dude!
by mysteriousman58 May 11, 2011
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Jadee

A lame Macedonian with a scooby doo like haircut who resembles a pixie
Woah its a Jadee!
by Rabbits are amazing May 2, 2011
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Jade: ommahhhgoooshhhh james ur soooo funnyyy
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Jade

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Drop Dead Jade

a very hot scene queen who looks like a goddess
''have you seen DROP DEAD JADE lately? shes looking hot !''
by lolzmess February 6, 2008
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Jade Folk

A Schutter who would cheat on her boyfriends with other guys, and is always on the rebound for other guys. would date guy days after she breaks up with a boyfriend of years.
"Wow dude dump your girl she is a such a jade folk"
by VeryRandomDude! October 9, 2009
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jade dragon

1. a (borderline-)retarded person that contributes nothing to society and complains about anything and everything
2. a massive asshole
3. someone with an extremely small penis
4. a grown man with the mind and penis of a small child
5. shit, feces, or anything so unattractive it makes shit or feces bearable
"What's your problem? All you do is complain like a pathetic, whiny bitch. You're a real jade dragon."

"Hey, my genitals might be small, but at least they're not jade dragon small."

"I accidentally stepped in dog crap earlier today. My new shoes were covered in jade dragon."
by Doctor Abraham Lincoln December 6, 2013
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