Irish Tickle

The act of a woman being pleasured by the gentle tickle of an irishman's scruffy beard and pubes, usually from behind and after a pint or 10 of Guiness.

"Yo dude, shave your pubes."

"Nah man, I'm known for my Irish Tickle around town."

by chugers April 14, 2009

Irish Goodbye

Leaving without letting anyone know.

See also: Joe Biden’s Afghanistan “exit strategy”.

If we get bombed into oblivion by a pack of fundamentalist goat herders, you can thank Sleepy Joe and his Irish Goodbye out of Bagram!

by K9Mamma August 19, 2021

Irishit exit

Irish exit with the intent of making a bowel movement.

Drew didn't want to shit in the bathroom at the bar last night, so he made an irishit exit.

by Nostradumass November 29, 2017

Irish Alzheimers

Irish Alzheimer's is when you forget everything except your grudges.

O'Meara can't remember what day it is but Irish Alzheimers helps him remember he wants to kick O'Hara in the arse.

by T-Bob Corvus April 21, 2018

Irish

unironically european

irish

by bob looking ass February 9, 2021

irish shit show

When you're so drunk that you start speaking Russian in an Irish accent

Man how did I get home last nite, it was an Irish shit show kinda night

by Lucifer N Mourningstar January 7, 2023

irish cock plower

The irish cock plower is when a woman chops off a mans penis and gets it surgically attached to her head and proceeds to ass fuck the male so hard that he starts shitting all over the female's face as he screams so loud that he bursts the female's eardrums causing blood to gush out of her head and leak into the male's asshole leaving the female to suck all the shit and blood out of the males asshole.

Jessica and I might do a little bit of Irish cock plower this weekend.

by Blamethelag098 November 30, 2019