Closet introvert

Someone that isn't openly the introvert they really are. Someone that comes across as bold to people that don't know them well, and mouthy to people that knew them growing up.

The introvert seemed like a bold extrovert to people that didn't know her well growing up, that was certainly her image with them, and because she benefitted from it in many ways, she wasn't going to tell anyone that didn't know her well from growing up around her that she wasn't actually an extrovert at all, she was a closet introvert.

by The Original Agahnim September 17, 2021

closeted introvert

A person who defines themselves as an introvert but everyone views them as an extrovert or, a person who hates socialising but does it anyways for reasons like people pleasing or social anxiety

Them: you’re such an extrovert you talk to so many people
Me: nah I hate talking to people but I do it cause I’m a people pleaser

Them: oh so you’re a closeted introvert

by oops it’s spooks September 29, 2021

alabama introduction

When a football recruit bangs a cheerleader dressed as Nick Saban

Bro, I decided to go to alabama after a high quality alabama introduction.

by Jojo323 November 6, 2021

Ole introduction

When you give someone a good okay fashion lick on the private’s

Did you here that Ben gave Penny the ole introduction?

by yoboyjuicyj October 9, 2023

Extroverted-Introvert

Someone who is does have the right social skills to be around people, but are still more comfortable when on their own & would prefer to be alone. They’re typically pretty light on conversation with strangers but show far better social qualities when around people they’re more familiar with.

“I don’t know anyone at this party but I’m an extroverted-introvert so I don’t think it’ll be too awkward”

by Formerly_Fresh October 25, 2023

Fake Introvert

Anybody that claims to be an introvert to sound cool when they're more likely an extrovert. They partake in behaviors that true introverts hate:
-Gossip
-Bullying
-Drama
They also prefer what extroverts would:
Dogs>Cats
Spring, Summer> Autumn, Winter
Day>Night

These fake introverts annoy me so much. Like how can you claim your an introvert when your around people every time I see you? Your so fucking fake.

by idl1 October 11, 2025

"Newhart" genitals-introduction

Da way a dude humorously familiarizes you wif da three different "members" of his guy-junk --- "This is Larry; this is his brother Darryl, and this is his OTHER brother Darryl."

Ladies say dat they want a man who is "kind, caring, intelligent, and funny". Well, if your new guy-friend performs a "Newhart" genitals-introduction prior to first having sex wif you, it may not say much about his kindness or caring, but it sure-as-shootin' shows dat he has da intelligence and sense-of-humor portions of his personality down pat!.

by QuacksO June 22, 2020