Ass-Sniffer: What do you have going on at 5?
Man: I've got a meeting to attend..
Ass-Sniffer: Wait... What kind of meeting?
Man: Look, of all honesty, I really appreciate your help. I do. But, my schedule is completely none of your business. I've already told you my name, where I'm from, where I work, and how many siblings I have. I've told you all of that and I haven't even gotten your name.
Man: I've got a meeting to attend..
Ass-Sniffer: Wait... What kind of meeting?
Man: Look, of all honesty, I really appreciate your help. I do. But, my schedule is completely none of your business. I've already told you my name, where I'm from, where I work, and how many siblings I have. I've told you all of that and I haven't even gotten your name.
by VPG001 June 5, 2018
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May reference just an incredible, tight, sweet ass. Or, may reference someone that is an uptight fucker.
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by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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by Jamglee December 7, 2017
Get the Meth ass mug.Shy ass is a situation one finds himself when he wants to take a shit but get to the toilet and nothing comes out.
Gift: Yo man, I gotta take a shit
Ebuka: Go ahead
Gift: *leaves and comes back in two minutes*
Ebuka: Wow! So fast?
Gift: Nah Bro, I got a shy ass
Ebuka: Damn!
Ebuka: Go ahead
Gift: *leaves and comes back in two minutes*
Ebuka: Wow! So fast?
Gift: Nah Bro, I got a shy ass
Ebuka: Damn!
by Litblogger February 18, 2017
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Oi. Shut the fuck up become i come over there and make you my prison ass tonight
Il turn your fat ass into a prison ass if you keep running your mouth
You wanna be my prison ass tonight
Il turn your fat ass into a prison ass if you keep running your mouth
You wanna be my prison ass tonight
by Dirty micheal June 17, 2016
Get the Prison ass mug.Noun: while pooping, on or off the toilet, the turd can support itself hanging from your ass. In other words, if one were to stop pushing, the poop would just hang there from the ass, very much like an ornamental medallion.
Boy, I'm glad everything is ok now, but I still had an ass medallion on when my old lady started chokin' on a chicken bone!
by Silty Loam June 14, 2016
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by 6 dozen donuts February 2, 2017
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