dutch uncle

a well sanded wooden board with a penis sized hole for masturbatory delight!

I got no play last night, so I went home and used the dutch uncle.

by RZA August 13, 2004

Dutch Tanning

When you fart while in tanning bed and the fan is on, blowing your poop particles towards your face while warming them. MUCH worse than a dutch oven

I was tanning, and well, dutch tanning = horrible. fml.

by JOEYJONASS January 19, 2010

dutch curtains

When you shit on your partners face. And whipe their face away as if drawing the curtains.

Gorge said to Martha as they where going to bed. After we fornicate don't forget your Dutch curtains .

by Popular culture May 2, 2015

Double Dutch

1. uninteligable, speech or language

2. simultaneous use of a condom and a birth control pill

I couldn't understand her Double Dutch about the concept of Double Dutch.

by The Return of Light Joker September 5, 2011

Dutch oven

When you trap a living thing under bed covers and blow wind. (fart)

Dutch oven is a Dutch oven

by Mr. N April 22, 2017

Dutch bath

A minimal level of personal-hygiene preparation (in advance of a night-out/date) whereby a young male will splash water onto his sweaty genital area before drying it vigorously on a communal hand-towel, in preference to having a proper shower.

After his prolonged Laire session, Steve realized he was running late but his gooch was humming, "dutch bath it is then!" he thought.

by Jonskipop March 20, 2010

dutch admin

you stick the whole package in the girls mouth
then you slap both hands on both sides of her face
her face then resembles a porpoise...

Person 1: I totally gave Taiquasia the dutch admin last night
Person 2: I know I can tell from the bruises on her cheeks man!

by crustster September 19, 2009